Demonstone

Who are all these "surplus" key forwards and what makes you think Weid is "kicking up a stink"?

They could win a Brownlow but not a Norm Smith.

They could play at Windy Hill.

That tooth would be a canine, I presume.

Steven Febey should be in this squad, but not his twin Matthew Febey.

Dion is 82 years old now. Presumably, he's slowed right down and is no longer a wanderer.

From the Fox article. They English speak good! Of small conciliation is the fact he penned a deal for 2022 last month.

I believe there's another potential member of this group on our list, but he's yet to play a game for Melbourne.

One of them would be Bob Dylan.

I'd even take a repeat of that year's subsequent Grand Final loss to Footscray if it meant that we would again win five of the next six flags.

Two out of three ain't bad. Just ask Meatloaf!

After each of the next two games ...

Here are some suggestions. Photographic proof will be required, WCW.

If you give a Collingwood fan a book as a gift, make sure you include some crayons so that they may colour it in.

Bring it on!

Just the glory, FM!

The puzzles come to me while I'm asleep!

Irony or mere coincidence? WWAS (What would Alanis say)?

I'm pleased to announce that the winner this week is Timothy Redden-A'Blew who was first in. Timothy wins the Zookeeper Award for his efforts and takes home a team of ANIMALS!! B: Wayne Henwood Brent Crosswell Peter Everitt H/B: Alec Epis David Mackay Luke O'Sullivan C: Phil Maylin Bobby Skilton Matthew Febey H/F: John Longmire Nick Reiwoldt David Schwarz F: Allen Aylett Jason Dunstall Wayne Carey R: Paul Salmon Dale Weightman John Platten I/C: Phil Baker Damien Monkhorst Brian Roberts Tony Buhagiar. Or, if you prefer, Moose, Tiger, Spider, Kookaburra, Swan, Rhino, Shark, Chimp, Mouse, Horse, Roo, Ox, Toad, Piggy, Duck, Fish, Flea, Rat, Snake, Monkey, Whale and Budgie.

I'm afraid you've spoiled it by answering correctly on this thread. Luci. They are indeed all authors, as listed below: B: Jeffrey Archer Lewis Carroll F. Scott Fitzgerald H/B: George Bernard Shaw Thomas Harris (Lake's former name) Jackie Collins C: Douglas Adams Edgar Wallace Hunter S. Thompson H/F: Henry Miller Peter Carey George Orwell (real name Eric Blair) F: Graham Greene Stephen King Miles Franklin R: Harper Lee May Gibbs Sidney Sheldon I/C: Arthur Conan Doyle Jane Harper Harold Robbins Helen Garner

Was that a PM?

Of course. I can reveal that they are not female singers.

Feeling anxious about this week's Prelim Final? Looking for something to take your mind off the game? Have time on your hands and are willing to waste some of it? You've come to the right place! As usual, you need to tell me what connects the players in this team. Unusually, there is a prize this week, to be revealed at the completion of the quiz. Responses to me in a PM please so it has a chance of lasting longer than a couple of minutes. B: Glenn Archer Nathan Carroll* Ryan Fitzgerald H/B: Heath Shaw Brian Lake Matthew Collins* C: Taylor Adams Terry Wallace Scott Thompson* H/F: Brad Miller* Wayne Carey Jarryd Blair F: Toby Greene Max King Lance Franklin R: Mark Lee Bryce Gibbs Ken Sheldon I/C: Greg Doyle* Kieran Harper Haydn Robbins* Taylor Garner * denotes that they played for Melbourne.

You mean Warne Sh!te, like we can expect to hear on The Ashes telecast this summer.