Demonstone

One of the many quirks of our wonderful English language is that one who is down may be described as being "flat as a tack" but a person who is clever can also be said to be as "sharp as a tack". What does that all mean? Well, it's a tack so there must be a point. I suppose it depends upon which end the tack you're referring to.

Viney hasn't played fewer than 10 games in any of his eight seasons. Strange comment!

I believe it would be subject to a doctor's report and that the 12-day break would also apply as outlined in the concussion sub rules. It's not as if the AFL would do anything silly is it?

Media reports suggest than the sub may be used for any type of injury that rules a player out of the rest of the match. AFL expected to make an announcement about this today.

Werribee, wasn't it?

I hope it's not disrespectful to say I thought he had passed away years ago. Doug was a true legend of Aussie music and a singer with an incredible voice.

Dion.

Makes you wonder about the nature of his relationship with Oliver Oyl.

No matter what Max or any player says, words will never please everybody. Winning games of football, on the other hand ...

I wonder if the posters advocating playing Majak Daw on the strength of his performance in a VFL practice match are the same ones that said we should draft Kobe Farmer because his dad was really good.

Clever player, Lockhart. I hope he doesn't lose the knack.

Can I suggest a change to the thread title to read "Demon Fans Angry At Yet Another Puff Piece".

This is the injury thread, bobby. You made the comment in support of a known hyperbole merchant who potted Darren Burgess because some of our players have injuries.

Cue the usual gloomers saying he'd be better value than Charlie.

Will it still be a fact when we beat them?

How exactly are fitness staff to blame for players getting injured? What are they doing wrong?

Are you OK mate? You seem to be dumping on everything and everybody connected with Melbourne.

Crikey, one of them nominated Lance Franklin for the Coleman Medal. Should they wish to put money on it, I'd happily accommodate that bet.

I was out in the garden earlier and I saw a sparrow on the wing. Could this be an omen?

Something along the lines of "pulling a swifty" perhaps?

Hmmm, Fox you say?

Good old Elegt, the epitome of a foul weather "supporter". Only turns up when things are bad and then does nothing but criticise.

You haven't been triggered by this decision have you snowflake?

Poor old Steve Febey had the ignominy of playing in both those debacles.

Well, his first name ends in "k" so I guess he's got that going for him.