Demonstone

Is his nickname "Barry"?

* Jordon!

Or Jordan Jones, as Luke Darcy would have it. Or Jordon, as Jordon would have it.

What a brilliant package that is, made even better by the lack of the annoying crappy music that always seems to accompany such highlight reels. Think this might just get watched more than once!

Benjamin Buttonesque comeback there by Lucas. I see he's added an "E" to his surname in an attempt to hide his identity.

It's a basic football fundamental, IRW. If you're facing the goals, you may spot an unattended team mate in a far better position than you or the opponent on the mark may not be paying attention, allowing you to run forward into space. Both of these scenarios increase the team's chances of scoring a goal which can't happen if you have your back to the play and therefore don't know what's happening up ahead.

Could we afford his wages?

How does this work, JJC? The players don't choose which umpires are given the Finals gig.

It is a mortal football sin. You should always face the goals, as was drummed into us from under 12 level.

What have insects got to do with all this?

There shouldn't be a problem with time if they utilise all those Cartier watches.

It also means that other clubs/players respect us and trust us to do a fair deal and are more willing to trade with us knowing that we are not "difficult" to work with.

We started with one red paperclip. Who can say what treasure we'll end up with?

I've told you ten million times not to exaggerate.

Clearly you did. Vanders last week informed the club that he wishes to pursue his career elsewhere.

Thread title has been changed to "Can Pederson still going stong". I think WJ might be extracting the urine here with three out of five words spelled incorrectly!

I think jnrmac may have been thinking of Charlie Walsh.

We've had a Goodyear.

What about Samboy Weideman?

If he comes to us, it's a significant win for the club as he's a talented player with a point to prove who will provide excellent depth in our midfield and cost us nothing. If he ends up at Essendon, he's a NQR with dodgy disposal and they're welcome to him.

Already kicking with both feet, according to Mrs. Gawn.

Say what you like about Ernie, but you can't deny that he knew how to drive a milk cart.

Carlton's recruiting strategy:

You must have been terrified of Austin Wonaeamirri!