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Pffft! Miriam Webster? How many games did she play? Can't wait for the hone and away season to start.

Almost the same, but this time he's trolling the pedants by saying "hone in" instead of the correct "home in".

Didn't try it, but I have since had a strange craving for chocolate freckles.

In Gawny's book, Jordon is misspelled once as "Jordan" which is the only time I'd ever seen that faux pas. Fritsch gets called Bailey and Bayley in the space of two sentences!

Be very careful if you Google "How to change your ringtone". I ended up on a website that sells a product to bleach an unmentionable part of my anatomy.

I think there might be lots of GF births in late June this year. Bang bang bang!

You're technically correct and we all know that's the best type of correct.

Jack Dyer retired from calling footy a few years before Rigoni first played. He did, however, manage to butcher many names and trotted out more than a few malapropisms.

Things are usually left dangling post-coital activity.

The joke's on me 58er as I'm usually the one to pick up on little errors like that. Scroll up further and you'll see a smarty pants post I already made about Bradshaw/Brayshaw.

Which one?

Pedant.

So Froggy, how do you feel about Brayshaw?

In addition to the answer you were seeking, we've also had a Strauss, two Wagners and a Haydn (Robins) plus countless players who were defenders and might be described as Bach Men.

This was mentioned in the Gawny's Captain's Diary thread. I suspect it is meant to read Steven Clark.

Yes, it certainly makes you eonder.

I'm not sure if any post could make this thread veer further off-course Timothy, but just imagine if Archbishop Desmond Tutu had passed away at 2.22 on Tuesday 22.2.22.

GWS.

Police have terrible trouble trying to solve murders in Collingwood. There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Did he lead a toothless attack?

I did one of those two or three years ago. A Demonland search should turn it up.

It's a race in two. I just added my answer to be a smart Alec.

I know! Stuart Broad?

Myth apparently. Have a look at Snopes to discover the real reason.