Demonstone

40+ please.

He's our great White hope.

Jay Clark clearly doesn't realise that, if you do a backflip, you end up exactly where you started from. In other words, your position has not changed. If you're reading this Jay, don't feel too bad. It's a very common mistake among "journalists".

It was the top team belting the bottom team but there was plenty to be pleased about for Demon fans.

Next Friday soon enough for ya?

You can understand why Luke Jackson wasn't in the circle belting out the song after the game. Given he was being assessed for possible concussion, they didn't want him doing any headbanging.

It's a little known fact that Checker Hughes also inspired Johnny Rotten to pen his immortal tune "God Save The Queen" with the refrain of "No fuchsia, no fuchsia, no fuchsia for me!".

Telephone message for a Mr. D. King of Fox Sports:

Shai Bolton is a ripper. Would love to see him in a Demon jumper.

I know who Gresham is, but who is Shari?

Couldn't coach. Couldn't sing.

I appreciate the invitation layzie, but I'm really not into that sort of thing.

I'm buoyed by the news of Brayshaw's re-signing and hope the players have had a similar boost. With no evidence at all to back me up, I just feel that a corner has been turned and we'll win tonight in the first step towards a strong finals run.

Also fondly known as The Tofu Curtain and The Quinoa Line!

You'll be thrilled to know that I still have the 7" single. It hasn't been near a turntable for some decades now.

He certainly was an individual!

Hopefully with as much energy as this Jacko!

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/brayshaw-staying-with-demons-20220728-p5b5a6.html

In the meantime, let's all sprint slowly to the museum!

Where do you stand on this question?

Neck and neck, dc?

The same people complaining that the Gus contract was too long will complain that two years is not long enough.

Some people are never happy, are they? Onya Gus. May you play in many more premierships with the mighty Demons.

I think he's trying to suggest that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Either that, or his hovercraft is full of eels.