Demonstone

I got so big during lockdown that my family dubbed me Sir Cumference. Does that count?

Arsenal Football Club have a policy of selecting players with this low centre of gravity.

You're not getting behind this idea, Ethan?

Hmmm. A cheeky post that will doubtless garner some wisecracks.

To be fair, this may have been interpreted to stand for Mumbling Fat ... umm ... Character.

You leave the Collingwood supporters alone. They've already demonstrated their willingness to do what they can for the poor flood victims in Northern NSW by sending up two busloads of looters.

I was agreeing with Dee Dee and hanging it on those who call footy "AFL".

I thought exactly the same thing this morning Dee Dee when I slipped down to the local swimming pool for a nice spot of FINA.

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this. These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

* Tayla Melbourne leading 3.1.19 to 1.4.10 at half-time. Game being broadcast on afl.com.au.

Now that's what I call flooding the backline.

I've heard that Grindr can get pretty tense at times.

... and here he is in 2072!

I think that's his dad on the right in this image.

We won the penultimate in 1988 and 2000 by winning the Preliminary Final. We didn't win the ULTIMATE until 2021 after 57 years of failure. Love your work, Picket! Don't let a pedant like me restrict your creative output. Incidentally, you'll be thrilled to hear that I bought a new t-shirt this week.

$100 used to be a silverfish or a grey nurse, but they went and changed the colour of the note.

Have you tried watching it sober?

Ineligible, chook. He played in a premiership side.

Stay Angus!

If Jimmy Stynes was to play, whose spot would he take? Surely neither of Gawn or Jackson.

Played in a premiership with Carlton, alas. Like many others who have already posted, I couldn't go past R. Flower as my choice.

Despite him already taking out Ben King in a training "accident", nobody seems to suspect that he is subtly working undercover for his beloved Demons, to whom he shall surely return in a couple of years and become a star for us.

Nick Smith was the 426 man.

Cut the poor bloke some slack here. Ronny might have seen a picture of the black and blue Port Adelaide jumper and thought that University were still in the competition.

I wonder if Clive is aware of this.