Demonstone

Go nuts, Harmesy!

Missed the cut and named as emergency.

I stand doubly corrected! Let me tell you, it's not a comfortable stance.

Albert wrote that lyric in his song "Born Under A Bad Sign" before Ray wrote a song with that title, so I guess that makes you technically correct (which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct!).

And while we're on the topic of luck ...

According to the inimitable Ray Charles, "If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all".

That would be Mr. Neil Diamond.

The problem is that very few footy fans are saying "I'm A Believer". For their sake, I hope that they are not just all Tork.

Never mind the respective comebacks of Sam Docherty, Paddy McCartin and Jesse Hogan. The real story in team selection this week is that The Big Prussian, Brayden Preuss, has been named in the extended squad and might finally make his debut for GWS.

Which one do you reckon is the biggest?

Here is a previously unreleased image of Jake Lever sustaining his plantar fascia injury. Hope to see you back out there next week, Rick!

I'll openly admit to being a caveman. It all started a long time ago with his first band The Boys Next Door who became The Birthday Party and then continued on during his solo work and with long time cohorts The Bad Seeds.

Come here and say that.

There is a well established link between Bjork and the Dogs.

The AFL is on a hiding to nothing here. If they scheduled top teams against bottom teams, people would whinge about one-sided games.

Why is this not on my bingo card? Glaring omission there, Binman.

I believe that Number 3 for our AFLW team definitely is.

The "clubhouse leader" you referred to. You'll have to tell us who it was.

If this is correct, it would have been most appropriate of Mazer to post this quiz on Monday, which of course was "Pi Day" being 14th of March, or 3.14 in American terms.

My PM to Mazer wouldn't send for some reason (he's blocked me? ), but I think Team 2 is based on the jumper numbers making up the formula for Pi (3.141592 etc). I've posted this publicly because at least one other Demonlander had already solved it.

Somebody who had the good oil?

"Backflip" in itself is the wrong term to describe an about-face even without the 180/360 kicker. When you do a backflip, you end up in the exactly the same place you started. In other words, your position hasn't changed at all.

Sydney, umpires have been called maggots as long as I can remember, going way back to when I first started going to the footy in the sixties. Compared to other names I have heard directed at them, it sits at the lower end of the offensive scale for me.

Fan: Can I call the umpire as a maggot? AFL: No, and you'll face stiff penalties if you do. Fan: Am I allowed to think that the umpire is a maggot? AFL: You can think whatever you want. Fan: "Hey umpire, I think you're a maggot."

I think we're talking about form, not function.