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I like it. It's damn hard to fit the mouthful of a name Greater Western Sydney Giants into any kind of a melody, but they did okay.

As someone who finds himself going to the toilet more often than is convenient, I'm glad I'm not the only one whose level of physical activity translates to an extra couple of visits to the loo every day.

Braaaaaaak!

I have to say I'm very impressed with Liam Jurrah's commitment. For a person who comes from an area where the only kind of training for football games is more football games, his willingness to keep at it all through his rehab is exciting. Running laps can be boring as hell for some people, but it can really pay off when you can't do much else.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in as Dreamtime. Looking forward to it.

Just cause I think they think that, doesn't mean I think it.

I look at the Trojan ad differently. I reckon they needed the most out of date, irrelevant jumper for the out-of-it loser in the ad, so they immediately went to the old demons guernsey with the long sleeves. Still, exposure is exposure.

The only thing I could imagine us doing is putting Frawley in the middle for a couple of minutes to change things up when we need a bit of physical toughness and strength. I certainly would not be putting him in our forward line any time soon.

"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not by the threat of force!" - Barbie, Toy Story 3 "There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later, the other robot leaves after being declared the winner. Oh, did I mention the crippling pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely." - Professer Farnsworth, on Ultimate Robot Boxing (Futurama)

That's what she said. "Kids, your mother and I are in the middle of a very sticky, nutty, chewy . . . aghghgh. Boy, put that away." One of the best moments of the entire run of the Simpsons. "I can't BE with someone if I don't respect what they do." "You're a cashier!"

For those who have witnessed a Demons Premiership, would you rank a modern-day one as better, on the same level or inferior to the ones from the halcyon days?

I found it unintentionally sexist that someone named Notman is doing the dishes.

Minor surgery? He won't be back until next year and you call that minor surgery? Don't accept mediocrity, Jack!

You forgot ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY!

Because you need energy to build muscle, not just protein. That's why you can't just sit on your arse eating cans of tuna in order to build muscle.

He has the most un-AFL ready body I've ever seen. It's almost comical to think he plays footy at the highest level, based purely on his physical appearance.

But if we combined the US concept of club ownership with the Australian idea of died-in-the-wool support, it could be an interesting concept.

I happen to be an aspiring 'fitness Pope,' so there you go. Or maybe I should be an 'exercise Rabbi' instead. Choices, choices.

You folks seem pretty injury-prone. Not like me. I'm obviously made of steel since no amount of jumper-fetching and doona-reaching can undo my shoulders of iron.

Where were our guys? Spewing their guts out on the Casey oval turf, where they should be. Didn't whatshisface try to give Barack Obama a Collingwood jumper? Or was that the Dalai Lama. Either way, those two guys couldn't give a toss about Collingwood or the AFL. It's all a silly waste of time, IMO. You don't see David Beckham giving Marc Murphy a Galaxy jersey, because no-one cares.

Al Nicholson, Matty Warnock, Isaac Weetra, Michael Newton, Shannon Motlop, Ryan Ferguson, Nick Smith, Luke Molan, Simon Godfrey and the obligatory answer of Jack Watts would have to be the top ten from my time.

Judas was loyal for a hell of a lot longer than Tom Scully has been.

If you want to be really fit, it seems you have to walk that line between chronic injury and super endurance.

I wonder if Rohan Bail was fit enough to do this time trial. Either way, with his tweaked groin I would have been surprised to see him finish in the top three.