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Billy's father gave us mature deees tragics something to cheer about. Here's a Stretch for the new millennium. Billy will be one out of the box. If he's as good as his dad ended up being........ Happy days !!!! Where are the sons of Jurrah, Jakovich, Grinter and Healy ??

If anyone's after a little light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!!

North Mont Albert ????? Spare me Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Right there !!! A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

This is precisely what frightens me. Still, sound advice moon. Cheers!

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can) What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. Cheers

An oldie but a goodie. Another thing to thank our Italian friends for. SPQR

......... and a scotch

Nonsensical situation for a review on that one. Field umpire calls touched play on, then thats it. These idiots call play on any old time for no good reason to speed up the game then they turn around and review this incident Why ?? to waste 90 seconds of everyones lives? Then they wipe the ball and their hands after every goal ?? for god's sake just get on with the bloody game .... and umpires, no one cares which way you are going to ponce out backwards after a ball up so dont tell us. You keep out of the players way. You are the problem not the players !!!!! I feel better now, I'm going to have a Bex and a good lie down.

Ok I'll say it. When Nathan Jones went off for a breather in the first quarter and Oliver was on in his place, there was no loss in terms of output and effort with Oliver in harness. He was pretty bloody decent in his first stint.

Hey BBO I know what that means. I was educated by the Salesians after all.

He had Hot Cross buns and Tim Tams but everything else was OK Have to agree with everything thats been said about this guy. I'm so looking forward to see him blossom and help this club rise. I saw him yesterday in the supermarket and approached him. I shook his hand and wished him all the best for the season. He seemed like a very personable young guy and didnt seem too concerned about some random old fan talking too him. I guess it's still a novelty for him. Wont be for much longer though. Ps I'm big but hes gonna be massive.

Have to agree with everything thats been said about this guy. I'm so looking forward to see him blossom and help this club rise. I saw him yesterday in the supermarket and approached him. I shook his hand and wished him all the best for the season. He seemed like a very personable young guy and didnt seem too concerned about some random old fan talking too him. I guess it's still a novelty for him. Wont be for much longer though. Ps I'm big but hes gonna be massive.

My father, who was the president of the local ' under the bridge wine appreciation society' loved a cheeky red but he demurred imbibing from a glass jar.. He did have standards to maintain. Much of what I know I learned at his knee.

And I'm in the MCC too.

First half of the year ????? I still think no. 14 is Barry Bourke.

Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

This young man will come and play for the dees INSHALLAH !!

So do we all. It's his most memorable attribute.

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

I was at a St Kilda game all those years ago and the Saints fans were making horrible comments about Billy. Why are people so unkind??? Did we ever make reference to anything sordid relating to St Kilda ???

A banana daiquiri will be fine.

BBO, do we both have to appear in the same room to dispel this particular myth??? If so you will have to buy me a drink too.

BBO and I are different beasts I assure you. I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.