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So no rocket scientists, yet clever enough to peg you correctly BBO.

That clinches it then . Lets get him !!!!

We are obliged to try for this player. We will be increasingly considered an option for players like this and if the deal suits, who knows ??? Go for it !!!!!!

I went to that game with my brother in law. It is as clear as day that memory to me. Perhaps I haven't drunk too much single malt after all !!!!!!! Time is on my side.

I was hoping to see a stack of Brazilian backsides doing the samba. I thought that was a certainty and would be the highlight of week one. Yeah no. Just some old Pole doing some nondescript hip shaking that you'd see at the bowling club. A real let down for the perverts and desperates !!!

Billy's father gave us mature deees tragics something to cheer about. Here's a Stretch for the new millennium. Billy will be one out of the box. If he's as good as his dad ended up being........ Happy days !!!! Where are the sons of Jurrah, Jakovich, Grinter and Healy ??

If anyone's after a little light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!!

North Mont Albert ????? Spare me Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Right there !!! A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

This is precisely what frightens me. Still, sound advice moon. Cheers!

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can) What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. Cheers

Can someone please put this interview back up in an accessible format. For whatever reason , I can't play it. Thanks

Give me Hogan news or commentary please !!! Lets get back on track people.

They're not rebuilding, they're " in transition " We didn't tank, We "brought the game into disrepute " It's all semantics.

Yes however don't ignore what's happening before our very eyes. We perceive Jesse and his value to the team in pretty much only one way. We want a lead up forward who will take a big grab, kick a heap of goals bust open packs and cause havoc amongst opposition defences. That's a one dimensional appoach. Jesse has plenty of strings to his bow. The club understands what he can do if he is released up the ground........... and we've seen him do it. Dont knock this guy if he doesn't snag 5 goals. Look at how he is impacting the game in other ways. What we've got is a unique footballer. He is going to be huge for us and my feeling is he wants to be amongst it. Dont expect him to stick around the forward 50 an entire game if another approach is required.

An oldie but a goodie. Another thing to thank our Italian friends for. SPQR

......... and a scotch

Nonsensical situation for a review on that one. Field umpire calls touched play on, then thats it. These idiots call play on any old time for no good reason to speed up the game then they turn around and review this incident Why ?? to waste 90 seconds of everyones lives? Then they wipe the ball and their hands after every goal ?? for god's sake just get on with the bloody game .... and umpires, no one cares which way you are going to ponce out backwards after a ball up so dont tell us. You keep out of the players way. You are the problem not the players !!!!! I feel better now, I'm going to have a Bex and a good lie down.

Hogan winked at a team mate in the rooms at the end. HE IS STAYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I'll say it. When Nathan Jones went off for a breather in the first quarter and Oliver was on in his place, there was no loss in terms of output and effort with Oliver in harness. He was pretty bloody decent in his first stint.

Hey BBO I know what that means. I was educated by the Salesians after all.

He had Hot Cross buns and Tim Tams but everything else was OK Have to agree with everything thats been said about this guy. I'm so looking forward to see him blossom and help this club rise. I saw him yesterday in the supermarket and approached him. I shook his hand and wished him all the best for the season. He seemed like a very personable young guy and didnt seem too concerned about some random old fan talking too him. I guess it's still a novelty for him. Wont be for much longer though. Ps I'm big but hes gonna be massive.

Have to agree with everything thats been said about this guy. I'm so looking forward to see him blossom and help this club rise. I saw him yesterday in the supermarket and approached him. I shook his hand and wished him all the best for the season. He seemed like a very personable young guy and didnt seem too concerned about some random old fan talking too him. I guess it's still a novelty for him. Wont be for much longer though. Ps I'm big but hes gonna be massive.

I get this !!!!!!!

Chook, you and I have barracked for the dees since 1965. I thought all the problems since then were my fault. Could it be you who's really to blame ??????