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I have just discovered a little book called " Banana Recipes......... King of fast foods" It's a cracking read and it has almost swayed me to bananas from pineapples. Never thought I would see the day. I will sell it to any No T$ No B$ Fan for a reasonable price however if you are keen ( it is a first edition )

Let's send Umpire Wallace up there too. Hirdy will need someone to chat to and Wallace can put a little thought into his umpiring efforts.

Rule number 2 ........... No wife..........no strife

Well done Earl !!!! You've taken a hit to the wallet in a bid to topple the Evil Empire !!! And it's paid off. I went to the game on Friday and was vociferous in my support for the doggies. I joined in in a tender moment by the crowd as we booed the Hawks from the field at half time. Right in front of the Hawthorn cheer squad which wasn't so much cheering the Hawks as sitting there mute. I called one of the maggots a criminal when he ignored a blatant free which should have gone Footscrays way and suggested at one point that they give Hodge a whistle. The Hawks fans around me didn't like my comment that Hill will enjoy Perth after his stuff up gifted the doggies a goal. I discovered today that my Hawthorn supporting doctor had been sitting behind me listening to my running commentary and he seemed a bit cool when taking my blood pressure. He will get over it eventually. I will probably get over the smugness and the arrogance of the average Hawks fan during these last several years but it might take somewhat longer. Right now I'm enjoying the derailment of the Hawthorn juggernaut like all right thinking footy fans will be. Let's hope the report of the death of the Hawthorn Football club has not been exaggerated.

This trip does appeal. I am usually selective about who I travel with. Can you assure me that there are no dangerous deviates in the party. I speak Italian if that helps and I can say " you are beautiful" in Arabic. ( and "thank you" ) .

As long as I can get a shawarma and a can of coke, i will go there.

If any of these things happen, my first step will be to up the medication. If that proves ineffective, a course of ECT could help. Perhaps I'll take a holiday........... maybe Aleppo or Wangaratta might be good. Seems popular at the moment.

I will out myself and declare Pineapples have always been my preference over bananas, though I do love a banana thick shake.

Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about. Now I'm actually more worried because I'm reading this thread and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

All this talk of mirkens has left a nasty taste in my mouth !!!!!

Okay people, get your thinking caps on. When was the last time we managed to beat at least one team from each state in a season proper ??? I can't recall it like ever.

So no rocket scientists, yet clever enough to peg you correctly BBO.

That clinches it then . Lets get him !!!!

We are obliged to try for this player. We will be increasingly considered an option for players like this and if the deal suits, who knows ??? Go for it !!!!!!

I went to that game with my brother in law. It is as clear as day that memory to me. Perhaps I haven't drunk too much single malt after all !!!!!!! Time is on my side.

I was hoping to see a stack of Brazilian backsides doing the samba. I thought that was a certainty and would be the highlight of week one. Yeah no. Just some old Pole doing some nondescript hip shaking that you'd see at the bowling club. A real let down for the perverts and desperates !!!

Billy's father gave us mature deees tragics something to cheer about. Here's a Stretch for the new millennium. Billy will be one out of the box. If he's as good as his dad ended up being........ Happy days !!!! Where are the sons of Jurrah, Jakovich, Grinter and Healy ??

If anyone's after a little light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!!

North Mont Albert ????? Spare me Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

Right there !!! A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

This is precisely what frightens me. Still, sound advice moon. Cheers!

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can) What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. Cheers

Can someone please put this interview back up in an accessible format. For whatever reason , I can't play it. Thanks

Give me Hogan news or commentary please !!! Lets get back on track people.

They're not rebuilding, they're " in transition " We didn't tank, We "brought the game into disrepute " It's all semantics.