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Dahlhaus let Gus off the leásh. a couple of times yesterday which cost the dogs big time. May be a bit too unaccountable for us. Hîs good play is pretty good though. perhaps at the right price.

I asked him that very question when he was in his Napolean persona. He suggested he would 'outflank' the oppo big forwards and crush them in a 'pincer movement'. He also mentioned artillery but I told him that the AFL had already outlawed it.

He won't be allowed to drink on Brownlow night. He'll have a game to prepare for the following Saturday.

It's a "Freudian slip" as explained to me by my psychiatrist Ziegfried Freud ( who is also a deees fan ) who is also receiving counselling for MFCSS.

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I predicted in April to a ? supporting student of mine that the Tigers would make the Preliminary final this year where they'd lose to the frees. So I will be correct.

If Fritsch is not careful, he'll be stuck in the backline.

Don't forget to take your own oxygen to China Jaded. They're a bit light on for clean air there so it seems.

Your mum and the Bont both lose their appendix in the same week. How many weeks will your mum miss ?? Hope she gets well soon. Oh and same for the Bont

Here's a suggestion for Carlton. Melt down the 16 premierships. Ship the team off to the north east and they can merge with Tangambalanga. The supporters can go west, go east , go anywhere they bloody well like, just go. And that flgg that leaned over the fence to abuse Clarry should be put in stocks in Bourke St and kicked by every passer by.

I've seen the Saints Vs Blues already this round plus Geelong goin' down in Adelaide. Does it get better than that? Yes it does ! Dees by the length of the Flemington straight.....hard held. Hogan to get 7 with 10 score involvments. It is written.

Scott just verballed the umpire as he walked off the ground. You might as well talk to the cat. You'll get no joy talking to any umpire.

So Narkles got "an expansive curiosity mind " according to Bwoose. What the hell does that mean ??? Idiot !!!

Missed that one. I was just feeding the cat. Oh no. !!!!!!!! I just heard him say it! Worse still Danger gets a soft free and Cats goal !! I'm off to do the crossword!

As soon as one of these idiot commentators says " Sparkle" Narkle, that's it, I switch the TV off.

If JKH brings what he brought to the Casey game last week, that'll do me. I expect a switched on JKH to grasp his chance. Deserves his opportunity.

And disposesing Frawley twice in 8 seconds.

Keep Spargo in the team. We hardly ever lose when he plays. Let's give Baker a chance. He's got a bit of dash and flair and he's a red head. Our other one of them is okay. I'm partial to rangas. I have two brothers and two sisters with red hair.

Wish I had been to that 200 Grand Final. Those were the days !! They knew how to play footy back then. It was more of a Greco-Roman style, free flowing entertaining.

I will miss the bulk of the game. My wife has organised dinner out with an old friend of hers (who, frankly I don't really like ) How can wives be so thoughtless ? My next wife might be better on that score.

Give the whistles to 3 cats. They couldn't do a worse job and you would only have to give them a can of cat food in payment. These criminals/ umpires are getting paid thousands to umpire each match and the game is borderline unwatchable. Plus and most importantly, the game is no longer fair because the rules of the game are not applied anymore. No wonder the ordinary football fan has no idea what is going on. No one who loves the game respects umpires anymore. There is nothing in their performance to engender any type of respect.

Or says " We didn't see that coming. " Let's not have any Melbourne coaches saying that again.

Geez, I wish this thread hadn't been opened !!! Now everyone will know how to defeat us !!!!

A precedent. Barry Hall's preliminary final hit on the poor Saints player. A cheap shot straight in the guts. To be fair to Barry, it was in play. The ball was about 90 metres away so quite close really.

I'm a simple soul. I've just got one simple question. " Why can't we just kick the ball to the advantage of our players once in a while ?" I've picked a bad week to give up crack cocaine !!!