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I have denigrated this thread a couple of times. It took me a while to get the gist of it. I just thought the contributors were a little off the grid and a tad peculiar. I've just arrived in the midst of banana land and thought I'd put in my two penneth's worth. Just a question. Is page 1000 only open to the select few or can any mug have a crack at getting on it. ?? ps Signorellis in Balwyn are unloading ' experienced ' bananas for $ 2 per kilo if you get in quick. ( and they've got some lovely Italians ladies on the till )

Put Lever in it. That guy ooozes leadership. I want him in.

Take him to the hairdresser, get him an orange rinse and stick a 3 after the 1 Problem solved !

And quite right there should be a Melbourne vs Collingwood game round 1 Saturday at the G. Make it a 2.00 pm start to boot. That will get the hairs on the back of the neck standing on end.And a huge win for the deeees.

Can I suggest, though, that it still makes more sense than the NO TS NO BS thread ??? At least this one's not going around and around in circles.

Can we have Mazer Rackham's Master Chef style analysis on some of the biscuits mentioned please ??

On the contrary, if we hold on to Jesse now and repeat the same effort next year, we can easily surpass the No TS no BS thread for posts. Aim high, we can do It !!

Then they'll salivate as well !!!!

Just remind me of your address again Gorgoroth. I will bring a worthy single malt and a small glass.?

There's alotof alliteration going on. How good would some rhetorical questions be right now ?????

Do you mean God botherers ????

I would be livid if JM didn't subject a potential trade to the DL test prior to signing off on it. We would like the chance to express an opinion or veto it.

Let's not entertain the idea of getting Brad Hill somehow. He is a downhill skier of the highest order. If he has the ball and a metre or a metre and a half on an opponent, he'll probably burn them off. If anyone gets closer and puts the acid on him, he'll cough it up

Do our mods run both ways ???? MODS ?????????

I think having Proust on board will be great pick up for the club. A very useful back up for Maxy and quite a decent contributor to French literature ( an area in which the club is sadly falling behind other teams) Bring it on !!

I thought If you played less than 10 games in a season for Casey or more than 10 games for Melbourne, that you would be ineligible for Casey finals. Either option makes Bailey ineligible.

In no universe do we willingly trade Hogan. When he becomes available next season, it opens up a world of dangerous situations no opposition team wants to face. A multi faceted game plan with a host of great options for us to put against any opponent is what we and the club have dreamt about for years. Hogan is a key component in our future.

Just remind me again how many games we've lost when this kid is in the side. I would suggest it's smallish percentage. Keep him in. He is our talisman.

I think it's fairly clear that Olivers falling over ploy was a plan to get the ball to Harmes via 3 Melbourne players because he knew Harmes would kick the goal. Talk about forward planning!!!! Whose mind works like that?? I'll tell you. No otherAFL player at all.

Yes

This is precisely the sort of white wash and snow job we'll get from the apologists for the next 54 hours. Let's see some serious consequence for an act we never want to see in AFL or any other level of footy ever again. Of course Gaffs s wonderful person of great character but that's cold comfort to Andrew Bradshaw tonight.

I'm no Andy Maher fan but I heard that interview this arvo. It was moving and harrowing but also compelling. Well done to Andy Maher. He was clearly shaken but did well. And Jarrod Lyle, your heart just went out to him. He is in our thoughts and prayers right now. Too young to have to face this stuff.?

Why do we give any credibility to the opinions of this pumped up little rat ????

God forbid that the state government owns or controls. If they have their dirty little claws in it, they will sell it to the highest bidder ( or the lowest bidder). They are the pawns of Satan and cannot be trusted.

Can we get the Poo jogger and some like minded friends down to Punt Rd ??? Chicken poo is so last century.