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The doggies last four victories to secure that flag were frankly outstanding. Tough opposition, interstate games. They fully deserved what they achieved

Damn Clarkson !!! What a cunning s_d ! O'meara out, now we think we can't lose. We are stuffed !!!

Call him Clayton Sam Oscar Max Uranus. Sounds goo to me

I remember this quote. It's in the same part of the bible as the famous " Blessed are the cheese makers " For those who haven't read the bible, don't bother. I read it to the end........... the Devil did it !

From paying too much for house insurance I'll bet

Your wife an insider DZ ?? Sounds like she's getting some good intel.

In no universe do we willingly trade Hogan. When he becomes available next season, it opens up a world of dangerous situations no opposition team wants to face. A multi faceted game plan with a host of great options for us to put against any opponent is what we and the club have dreamt about for years. Hogan is a key component in our future.

I would say those planes are for ' Mystery Flights ' if it's Malaysian Airlines.

As one eloquent Demonlander recently said " Hawthorn is like the turd you can't flush" Let's flush them this time.

Poo poo poo

Ask the Poo jogger. He'd be the go to man on poor social etiquette......or Shane Jacobsen. He's all about poor.

Collingwood's great hope for glory was to win tonight. GWS will love nothing more than to give the Pies a touch up, which they're well capable of doing. Sadly it's goodbye Maggies

Should be a lightning premiership tonight. Carlton, Saints, Gold Coast and Freo. Would be much more entertaining than Dees v Cats. ( and better for TV ratings too )

Can I grab it Ignition ???

In that last game I was thinking " Where's my medication ( and my single malt whisky ) ??

Whilst this sounds appealing Deemania, what you are suggesting amounts to 4 talls in one side and wouldnt necessarily work in all games against all opposition. Preuss looks like a very useful type though as long as he understood his role in the structure.

The players couldn't give 2 hoots about the past. They will pay no attention to any old hack raking over the coals of past glories. They have a job to do and will do anything in their power to achieve it. What the media says............ who cares ???????

Scully's old man is an expert in the field of talent spotting and recruitment if memory serves me correctly.

Can we leave forms of Japanese suicide out of the discussion Binman ?

You mean the smart alec who punitively and unnecessarily penalised Jones against the Gold Coast when he kicked the ball into the fence ?? What a goose !!!

Not Schmutt. He's a show pony and a boofhead. Wallace.... no no no no. Neither Nicholls nor Chamberlain either. We want the umpire with the slightest scintilla of decency and humanity and feel for the game. Whichever that one is , we want him.

Your wife is an absolute keeper Earl. Under no circumstances get rid of her ( unless she gets it into her head to become a Collingwood supporter) Which will prove she's unstable so moving her on is the only thing you can do.

" We'll be dry on Tuesday " Speak for yourself Jane !!

I wish I'd become a drug overlord.

Well, my lucky number is 11 so it should be Maxy. Oliver is the obvious choice 'cos he's an out and out gun. I'm going to say Melksham. He's as honest as the day is long. He'll compete until he cant walk and he'll kick you 3 or 4 goals or put the ball on a teammates chest as easy as shelling peas. Melksham for me.