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NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

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4 minutes ago, Demon Head said:

It's a good time to reflect on the season to come and what the experts think about our prospects.

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On the AFL website our average prediction was 13th across 9 scribes.

Someone tipped us to come 7th and play Freo in the wild card.

 

Dennis Cometti has just past away folks.

R.I.P to the great man, his last bit of commentary was the 2021 GF in Perth.

Condolences to his family.


19 hours ago, BDA said:

For death riding purposes I’ll be cheering for the cats. Once the game is over I’ll be taking a long shower

had forgotten about that

carn the puddy tatts

Have to give credit to the AFL for concocting a round where almost none of the results are enjoyable.

I’ll probably take Dogs over Lions and Saints over Pies, but there’s little to cheer for in the other 3 matches.

Forgot how annoying it is to not have the teams in yet when the game is tomorrow

 

Hawks Cats and Pies losing will be good for me


Swannies depth impacted by poor drafting outside of academy picks and assets spent on acquiring Charlie Curnow. Don’t get the hype.

Blues should improve with their ins so Blues for mine.

Sydney vastly superior in the midfield.

If Gulden Heeney Warner Mills Grundy all stay fit they should make the GF imo

The blues trading was underwhelming imo but their young boys should be fun to watch

Another long year for blues fans coming

I'll miss most of tonight's game due to work but I'm actually looking forward to tomorrow night & Saturdays double header.

Will also be working Sunday night so I'll miss most of the filths game. Go sainters.

Will be interesting to see how gold coast back up after there finals effort last year


I’m looking forward to NOT watching Richmond and Carlton tonight, that tradition bores me, time to mix it up and we have. Football is back, enjoy everyone 👍

Hopefully Curnow and Swans do a number on Carlton and Collingwood likewise.

If given the choice between Collingwood and Geelong never not make finals over the next 10 years over StKilda and Carlton ever seeing success, I’ll take the former.

St Kilda and Carlton making a massive thud back down to earth will be absolutely glorious. The pre season commentary surrounding these two clubs has been nauseating. What have they achieved?

St Kilda fans deserve their current drought

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2 hours ago, Demonland said:

When Dimma said they are taking a long term approach with Jamarra, I took that to mean he wasn't playing first round.

2 hours ago, Greg Schneider said:

I’m looking forward to NOT watching Richmond and Carlton tonight, that tradition bores me, time to mix it up and we have. Football is back, enjoy everyone 👍

The vibe in the city ahead of the Richmond v Carlton opener was unmatched. They've sucked the life out of opening round with... Opening Round.


On 04/03/2026 at 12:34, Dees051321 said:

Another year of opening round with another year of bad weather. Time to stop opening round!

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I think its about time to stop "growing the game" up there.

Geelong to beat Gold Coast for death riding purposes and because it'll be funny when Geelong stumble out of the top 4 late in the season by dropping multiple 'should win' games in the final 6 rounds, including us in round 20.

St Kilda to thrash Collingwood so the Pies can be miserable for 100% of a season, but also so the Saints can get ahead of themselves in time for round 1 against us.

GWS will beat Hawthorn in a farcical game interrupted by storms at the basically open-air Showgrounds stadium, with 8,750 fans getting drenched before and after on the long open concourses between the stadium and all parking/transit options. Oliver will look fine in the wet because finesse ain't gonna be a thing.

Brisbane will beat the Bulldogs in a shootout that will make the media froth their pants while overlooking the dangerous lack of defensive commitment from both sides.

Sydney will carry on the tradition of having star forwards kick bags against Carlton. Carlton will carry on the tradition of their ex-forwards outscoring them, although usually it is collectively, not just one. It'll be a vile game to watch, though, because Sydney is turning on its classic foul humid weather designed to harm all mammals. Expect a last quarter of nonsense. Possibly on-field vomiting.

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Funny that Oscar Allen’s injury worries have disappeared now he got the move he wanted

Worst club captain ever

 

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