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GAMEDAY: Practice Match vs North Melbourne

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Just now, Demon Jack said:

Howes has been impressive

Very impressive.

You can tell the shackles have been released. Providing more run then i have ever seen him

 
 

I know we all know how good he can be, but Jack Steele playing well today, could be a very astute pick up if he keeps performing.

Melbourne 8.5.53

Norf 4.4.28

Two goals to Checkers and Kozzy

Singles to Laurie, Fritsch, Kentfield and Chandler

Edited by Demon Jack

 

Roo hasn't bulked up 😡.

Mihocek will be doing a lot of the heavy work in the forward line this year


My preseason prediction of Steele winning our BnF looks like safe bet. He's very good and with a healthy body and fresh start he'll be seriously important for us this year onfield as a player and a leader.

Just now, dice said:

Roo hasn't bulked up 😡.

Mihocek will be doing a lot of the heavy work in the forward line this year

Roo has trimmed down to add more running power. He's been training more as a lead up CHF and looking a lot better. Mihocheck and Jeffo the stay at home talls.

CJ hasn't done much wrong so far.

Meanwhile, Kentfield bulldozes a North defender and Chandler picks up the crumbs and kicks his second.

60 plays 29

Big Kentfield really only has one nickname to go by now surely?

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Roo has trimmed down to add more running power. He's been training more as a lead up CHF and looking a lot better. Mihocheck and Jeffo the stay at home talls.

We really need another bulky key forward in the event that Mihocek goes down.

Jeffo is not AFL unfortunately


So it seems that Jack Steele and Max Heath are doing well considering we got them in exchange for an expired six-pack of yoghurt and an unreliable TV remote.

My deepest sympathies to St Kilda fans, but at this stage I don't think even Mr Miyagi in a three movie arc could teach Ross Lyon humility.

9.7 - 4.5 22 minute mark.

2 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

christian bale batman GIF

Please clarify, who is Batman?

Just now, Little Goffy said:

Please clarify, who is Batman?

(Spoiler) Bruce Wayne.

or Kentfield in a mask.


Haven’t seen checkers for a while? Don’t know if it’s because quality isn’t 100% just haven’t noticed him this quarter

We lead 30-62

Edited by Dees051321

1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

Please clarify, who is Batman?

Kentfield.😁

Jack Steele has been sensational.

 
Just now, Dannyz said:

Jack Steele has been sensational.

more like Jack Steal.

2 minutes ago, dice said:

Jeffo is not AFL unfortunately

I think this is Jeffo's make or break year.

He has been doing well at training, goods hands, has a leap and bulking up.

Bit early to judge, with one half of a competitive sim. I'll leave my judgement, till after a few consecutive proper AFL games.

Edited by Kev


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