Spoiler warning: Santa’s NOT real

Saturday 13th December

8:30am - 11:30am

Gosch’s Paddock

This isn’t a training session. The players will be there for autographs and photos.

Once the players have left, folks can go on the oval and play kick-to-kick 🏉

There’ll be partner giveaways and other freebies.

Food and coffee vans will be there but you won’t need them because the…

DEMON ARMY SAUSAGE SIZZLE

… is where it’s at! Delicious snags in bread with or without onion and a can of soft drink… the breakfast of champions!(apologies to Mr. Vonnegut).

And it wouldn’t be a Christmas do without the portly guy in a Santa suit, now would it. You and yours can get photos taken with him.

See y’all there!

Santa IS real !!!

( your understanding of Santa maybe the issue 😉 )

I miss Melbourne so much sometimes.

I'm seriously considering pushing my end of year plans forward a week just to add this to the schedule.

Picturing a Demonstone quiz live. A Ghosty hug booth. Picket Fence giving 'summer slithera safety' training while wearing a guernsey with Clarrie's number and name still on it. And all the Demonland mods getting soused on fine wine and absolutely mouthing off with the details of every scandal ever because they can't be sued for ranting in a park.

And if you like, there'd even been a big area where people eat their snags and speculate merrily about whatever comes up.

And any time there's a lull, the Ashes will be there, doing it's sacred duty.

21 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

I miss Melbourne so much sometimes.

I'm seriously considering pushing my end of year plans forward a week just to add this to the schedule.

Picturing a Demonstone quiz live. A Ghosty hug booth. Picket Fence giving 'summer slithera safety' training while wearing a guernsey with Clarrie's number and name still on it. And all the Demonland mods getting soused on fine wine and absolutely mouthing off with the details of every scandal ever because they can't be sued for ranting in a park.

And if you like, there'd even been a big area where people eat their snags and speculate merrily about whatever comes up.

And any time there's a lull, the Ashes will be there, doing it's sacred duty.

Uhm… I’ll have you know I don’t hug willy-nilly. I’m discerning. 🧐

We just hope the weather gods look favourably upon us. Unlike Carlton yesterday…

I’m just a little concerned about the ‘partner giveaways and other freebies’ that have been promoted.

There are some very generous spouses amongst us😜

13 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I miss Melbourne so much sometimes.

I'm seriously considering pushing my end of year plans forward a week just to add this to the schedule.

Picturing a Demonstone quiz live. A Ghosty hug booth. Picket Fence giving 'summer slithera safety' training while wearing a guernsey with Clarrie's number and name still on it. And all the Demonland mods getting soused on fine wine and absolutely mouthing off with the details of every scandal ever because they can't be sued for ranting in a park.

And if you like, there'd even been a big area where people eat their snags and speculate merrily about whatever comes up.

And any time there's a lull, the Ashes will be there, doing it's sacred duty.

but will there be any portaloos?

i'm very discrete and sensitive

It's a Saturday so I'll be going, hoping my daughter will come for something different. Doubt it though.