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The Bailey Humphrey Thread

dazzledavey36
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Just now, Mouseymoo said:

Got to feel left out there, it seems he follows every girl on Earth 😂

Maybe I need to show a little more skin in my insta profile picture 😂

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    Just now, Demongirl35 said:

    Maybe I need to show a little more skin in my insta profile picture 😂

    A Melbourne supporting girlfriend could really nail this deal for us

    stud love GIF by Fluffy Friends

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Instagram is photos. Need access to a phone though.

    no probs. can be stolen to order.

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    4 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Look… we have one once in 57 years or so. We have been rubbish for the vast majority of the years we haven’t won or been at the top.

    I think people are justified in being pessimistic.

    When we start being top dogs like Geelong every year for a decade, I think people might come around.

    Until then, I’m keeping my safety blanket.

    Funnily enough we've won the same amount of flags as the great Geelong has in the last decade, and still have 3 flags on them overall. No need to be pessy, we'll be back up there before you can say "Steven King".

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    5 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

    Nah. Room for a few more?...

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    soooooo Humphrey for Trac would let GC back in on Curnow ... ? (dont want to think about the other side of that particular coin)

    Edited by DemonTux

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    2 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

    Maybe I need to show a little more skin in my insta profile picture 😂

    I was asking my wife what half the emojis attached to the bikini ladies profiles meant last night. I learnt some things.

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    1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Nah. Room for a few more?...

    Screenshot_20251008_160758_Chrome.jpg

    i like your bedroom wallpaper, tim

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    1 minute ago, Adam The God said:

    I was asking my wife what half the emojis attached to the bikini ladies profiles meant last night. I learnt some things.

    And that's the only reason you were looking... the emojis

    George Costanza Flirt GIF

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    2 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    Funnily enough we've won the same amount of flags as the great Geelong has in the last decade, and still have 3 flags on them overall. No need to be pessy, we'll be back up there before you can say "Steven King".

    Fingers crossed. I love us as much as anyone, I just wish we didn’t go from the top to bottom so quickly. It’s the most dissatisfying feeling.

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    3 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    A Melbourne supporting girlfriend could really nail this deal for us

    stud love GIF by Fluffy Friends

    How did you get this photo of me?!

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    1 minute ago, Adam The God said:

    I was asking my wife what half the emojis attached to the bikini ladies profiles meant last night. I learnt some things.

    I think the secret to being across all this stuff is pretending to be across it.

    That goes for kids stuff as well.

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    Just now, Random Task said:

    I go away for an hour and there's like 5 new pages. Has anything happened yet?

    Humphrey potentially has a new Melbourne supporting girlfriend, and Jeffo is currently making him a red and blue friendship bracelet to wear to his first soccer match at Casey

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    Just now, Very Jaded said:

    And that's the only reason you were looking... the emojis

    George Costanza Flirt GIF

    I realised I was a very sheltered lad. Too much Demonland, not enough OF.

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    9 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Look… we have one once in 57 years or so. We have been rubbish for the vast majority of the years we haven’t won or been at the top.

    I think people are justified in being pessimistic.

    When we start being top dogs like Geelong every year for a decade, I think people might come around.

    Until then, I’m keeping my safety blanket.

    ** taps sign **

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    1 minute ago, Very Jaded said:

    Humphrey potentially has a new Melbourne supporting girlfriend, and Jeffo is currently making him a red and blue friendship bracelet to wear to his first soccer match at Casey

    I have it on good authority that the AFL will do all they can to prevent Bailey Humphrey and Jeffo being on the same team.

    When Jeffo wins the next 8 brownlows, Nick Daicos is going to be very very angry and has threatened to write a letter telling the AFL how angry he is.

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    Funny I am skimming through all the posts and only interested in posts from @Demon Forever and basically ignoring all other posts, no offence my fellow demonland posters but I want to know one way or another 🤣.

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    6 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

    Just my thoughts. If we bring in Bailey and Mihocek, are we a better team with those 2 inclusions whilst losing Petracca, Oliver and Judd?

    Didnt mention Spargo as he hasnt really played a lot over the past 2 years.

    No

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    Just now, DemonOX said:

    Funny I am skimming through all the posts and only interested in posts from @Demon Forever and basically ignoring all other posts, no offence my fellow demonland posters but I want to know one way or another 🤣.

    That's okay. I'm crying.

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    12 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

    Mate I was once a Tigger but this club has a way of bringing out the Eeyore in us all 😞🤣

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    6 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    And that's the only reason you were looking... the emojis

    George Costanza Flirt GIF

    I'm old enough to remember when people used to read Playboy for the articles.

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    1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    Mate I was once a Tigger but this club has a way of bringing out the Eeyore in us all 😞🤣

    And let's be honest..

    When you lose a game after leading by 46 points at 3QT, you may as well have a tail nailed to your behind..

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