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Bailey Humphrey

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So we get to give up 28 in addition to 24 for a cool probably late future first? Bonza

Edited by layzie

 
Just now, Demonland said:

I think this thread is done now.

Time to put on Andrea Bocelli's song "Con te partirò"

 
7 minutes ago, Neitz the Great said:

Give me a morsel of hope DF

Would love to give you some glimmer of hope mate. Although the "Fat lady hasnt satrted singing" it looks like picks is the end result. I do know that the conversations wont stop until the deadline. The ultimate question is, does GC relent based on the personal issues Bailey has raised? We will find out soon enough

3 first rounders coming in for Trac is pretty crazy 😂


1 hour ago, Neitz the Great said:

Jesus let the man go hommeeeeeeee

I disagree.

Players shouldn't sign long-term contracts and then capriciously change their mind.

2 minutes ago, Gator said:

I disagree.

Players shouldn't sign long-term contracts and then capriciously change their mind.

Like CP5?

 
6 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

3 first rounders coming in for Trac is pretty crazy 😂

If that occurs, Death riding the Suns next year will be interesting.

5 minutes ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

100% we should have gone ruthless and traded them last year for a speedy player like Caleb Serong but we kept on trying to make the relics of a 2021 team play like it's 2021.

That was a Goody philosophy that has hounded us in selection and game style and put us back 2/3 years. We are trying to bridge that gap in fast pace and so knows some of our new selections plus our youngsters may still provide some Demom Spirit that makes thst happen.

Every new player we get in tongue Club are like gold. They have no baggage. King is working overtime in moving on and it just may be the master stroke that turns our fortunes around.

By golly if we could just snag BH tonight I honestly believe our prayers have been answered.


8 minutes ago, 58er said:

Every new player we get in tongue Club are like gold. They have no baggage. King is working overtime in moving on and it just may be the master stroke that turns our fortunes around.

By golly if we could just snag BH tonight I honestly believe our prayers have been answered.

The first rule of Tongue Club is we don't talk about Tongue Club. 🙄

(What did you mean to say?)

1 minute ago, Go Ds said:

The first rule of Tongue Club is we don't talk about Tongue Club. 🙄

(What did you mean to say?)

*into the club

I was looking forward to playing the hump trade day drinking game today, where every new post means a skoll, but it's turned into quite the fizzer.

Oh look, there's one, righto down the hatch. Cheers

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Good to see Bailey checking out the new Caulfield facilities.

He played us Bailey for his own benefit, worked the insta game perfectly for future prospects.

Big Vic clubs know he's available next year.

BBQ man was a John Denver.


29 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

3 first rounders coming in for Trac is pretty crazy 😂

If they're bumping it to 3.. they sound desperate. We should say no again and be like.. BH? 😏😂

35 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

I think this is disgusting, how are they receiving anything other than Trac.

If we give up a player, and two picks, we are truly insipid at trade.

Trac for three, or no deal or Trac for BH or no deal. Simple.

2 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

What’s this?

Must have missed it.

34 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

More to it = BH??? 🤔

Agree!

Now we have 3 first rounders from the Suns we have to use them on the Hump!

throw in our other F1?


Just now, Sean Balor said:

If they're bumping it to 3.. they sound desperate. We should say no again and be like.. BH? 😏😂

Which means that we will not go after Latrelle Pickett if this is the case. Expected to fall around that pick 23, obviously no guarantees though, especially in this draft. Unless of course they get a pick back in around that number some how

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what are they only keeping 🤫 for a few hours?

4 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

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what are they only keeping 🤫 for a few hours?

Oh Come On GIF

 

Far out, can we at least get a tip for the ponies today from the boys at the track.

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8 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

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what are they only keeping 🤫 for a few hours?

Oh [censored] me I can’t do this anymore😂 they somehow suck me back in every time


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