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Bailey Humphrey

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in Melbourne Demons

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Does your source play golf regularly? 

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    Every time I’m ready to quit this thread, someone brings the tea and sucks me right back in

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    I’m loving the comedy value and suspense of this thread. An all time great thread.

    But it’s time move on from BH I reckon.

    Let’s enjoy the next wave of talent that picks 7 and 8 will deliver us (or a new list manager if he fails to secure those picks)

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    1 minute ago, Nietaphart said:

    Is your source named, Mr McVee? (I say this in complete humour only).

    Too soon, fellah. Way too soon

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    How many posts did the Tom Scully no BS thread score?

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    Just now, Very Jaded said:

    Every time I’m ready to quit this thread, someone brings the tea and sucks me right back in

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    Al Pacino GIF

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    Does anyone have a photo of Bailey from that medical today? Now would be a good time to share that 😂

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    Just now, pewpewpew said:

    Thank god the Judd McVee whisperer has confirmed this.

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    To be fair it’s pretty clear that McVee was saying one thing to the club/supporters than he was to his manager/other clubs

    Ghosty’s (and Dannyz’s) mail about him was still from a legitimate source, even if we all know you can never be 100% certain

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    2 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

    Thank god the Judd McVee whisperer has confirmed this.

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    3 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

    Thank god the Judd McVee whisperer has confirmed this.

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    You a real grumpy [censored]

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    23 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

    The poster that mentioned it joined Demonland last Wednesday, so the poster was, understandably, taken with a barrel of salt. Just how reliable is your reliable source… I’m wondering if I’ll need to be preparing a written apology.

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    If I had a source in the club, I'd ring them up and ask questions like no tomorrow haha. Wouldn't be able to help myself. I need to get a job at Melbourne so I can be The Guy. 😏

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    17 minutes ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

    How many posts did the Tom Scully no BS thread score?

    So you're saying we need to beat that?

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    27 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

    It's impossible to keep up with thread anyway ... 625 posts in the last 24 hours is liking reading a book (if one is so inclined)

    Lots of BBQ chat as well as well as zillions of gifs and pun jokes

    Wake me up if he signs on otherwise it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    2 hours ago, Bowserpower said:

    Good AI job.

    Nah, that was old school Photoshop. Only AI was to remove Max Heath from the original and preserve the background. The rest of it was just good old-fashioned Photoshop.

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    Just now, Nietaphart said:

    My sincere apologies GW!

    All good 😊 I’m over it now.

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    5 minutes ago, mfcrox said:

    Nah, that was old school Photoshop. Only AI was to remove Max Heath from the original and preserve the background. The rest of it was just good old-fashioned Photoshop.

    Even Photoshop now has a built In AI function. It’s actually not too bad for touching images up.

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    27 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

    Does anyone have a photo of Bailey from that medical today? Now would be a good time to share that 😂

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    I been Duped

    Edited by DemonWheels

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    Like he turns up to Casey in Suns gear 😂 what a [censored] haha

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    Just now, Rockets said:

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    B,B,B,B,Bailey’s a vampire? He casts no shadow!! 😳😳😳

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    Just now, DemonWheels said:

    WTF IS THIS REAL!?

    Yes he did a secret medical in his Suns gear in front of 200+ ppl and you heard it here first. 😂

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