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NON-MFC: Finals Week 03

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Just now, BoBo said:

I legitimately do not care about a cats v pies Granny. Season finishes for me tomorrow night if it’s that game.

Stick around until Thursday. It’ll be an epic week of sad calls to talkback from Collingwood and Geelong members who can’t get tickets to the grand final.

That’ll lift anyone’s spirits.

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    Just now, Ghostwriter said:

    At first I thought don’t be ridiculous! But nothing surprises anymore in all things AFL

    Andrew Dillon will sign off on it

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    This hasn’t been the best prelim I don’t think.

    Hawks just not ready yet. Need a few more years I think.

    Slick in H&A but they don’t have the arsenal to counter finals pressure and contest orientated game style.

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    Just now, Jaded No More said:

    Because the Brownlow is an accurate representation of the best players?

    Bont says no

    If Bailey Smith does win it, it will accelerate the rate of the Brownlow’s slide down the respect ladder at the speed of light.

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    8 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Also hate the camera work - who wants to see the face of the kicker. What the hell is going on down field ?

    Vociferous dissent is now OK? Bailey Sniff abuses umpire with impunity.

    4 minutes ago, BDA said:

    jack martin is useless

    Who wants to watch football when you can watch a man's slightly urgent expression for three seconds before moving on to another one?

    "I'm ready for my close up now, Mr Spielberg."

    Hadn't heard Bailey Sniff before and do appreciate it.

    And BDA, no, no no no no, us not getting Jack Martin is the defining failure of our list management strategy since 2022, don'tcha know it?

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    Just now, Ghostwriter said:

    If Bailey Smith does win it, it will accelerate the rate of the Brownlow’s slide down the respect ladder at the speed of light.

    Disgusted as I am to say it, Daicos deserves it far more. He can actually hit a target by foot. Also has abused 0 journalists this year.

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    3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    Stick around until Thursday. It’ll be an epic week of sad calls to talkback from Collingwood and Geelong members who can’t get tickets to the grand final.

    That’ll lift anyone’s spirits.

    It’s the small wins isn’t it?

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    Smashed in the ruck but Cats dominating clearances. Cats rucking a big ruck rover.

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Because the Brownlow is an accurate representation of the best players?

    Bont says no

    So does Ablett Snr, Carey, Buddy, Clarry, and all the other amazing players who missed out

    Who's idea was it to have the umpires choose the best player? no sport in the world does that. They are busy you know, umpiring the hardest game in the world to umpire

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    4 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Who wants to watch football when you can watch a man's slightly urgent expression for three seconds before moving on to another one?

    Tell me you’re watching weightlifting right now (?)

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    How is Gunston only 33? I swear he’s been playing since Jesus was an apprentice carpenter

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    So I guess we're on the lions now?

    What do you mean by now? Because I have been on them since last weekend, every other result is crud.

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    5 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    It’s the small wins isn’t it?

    And look now! All those Hawthorn members sitting in the rain watching their team get spanked.

    Footy is the gift that keeps on giving.

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    Danger!

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    Commentators are funny

    Last few weeks Jai Newcombe has been one of the best midfielders in the league, what a gun.

    3 clearances and a average game but no-one mentions it. His kicking is worse than Petracca but no-one mentions it

    Anyway..... carry on

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    2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    How is Gunston only 33? I swear he’s been playing since Jesus was an apprentice carpenter

    I never really thought of it before, but I wonder if his last thoughts were "Well, that's just shoddy workmanship."

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    6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Tell me you’re watching weightlifting right now (?)

    The world aths championship is on SBS

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    20 minutes ago, BDA said:

    jack martin is useless

    Should but wont be dropped half arrzed player with zero intensity

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