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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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11 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Geelong magically resurrected him from the dead.

I swear that club makes me so angry with their endless ability to succeed at everything.

Reminds me of my hot friend. He was a fast jet pilot in the RAAF, but wanted a new challenge so he went for SAS selection. He passed selection the first time around and is now an operator. His wife, an amazing human, is a surgeon (and is stunning). They couldn’t have kids of their own, so they adopted; by all accounts, the kid came from a troubled background. I thought this kid could be their downfall, I even egged him on to do bad stuff when he was young. But no, the perfect son and student, he’s nearing the end of his first year at uni studying biochemistry. They succeed at everything, it makes me sick.

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Reminds me of my hot friend. He was a fast jet pilot in the RAAF, but wanted a new challenge so he went for SAS selection. He passed selection the first time around and is now an operator. His wife, an amazing human, is a surgeon (and is stunning). They couldn’t have kids of their own, so they adopted; by all accounts, the kid came from a troubled background. I thought this kid could be their downfall, I even egged him on to do bad stuff when he was young. But no, the perfect son and student, he’s nearing the end of his first year at uni studying biochemistry. They succeed at everything, it makes me sick.

    May their pillows be forever warm

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    Fox have Hawkins and Mooney for the Q time review

    unbiased stuff

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    Not sure leaving McInerney out for Forte was the way to go. Centre bounce slaughter atm.

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    5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Reminds me of my hot friend. He was a fast jet pilot in the RAAF, but wanted a new challenge so he went for SAS selection. He passed selection the first time around and is now an operator. His wife, an amazing human, is a surgeon (and is stunning). They couldn’t have kids of their own, so they adopted; by all accounts, the kid came from a troubled background. I thought this kid could be their downfall, I even egged him on to do bad stuff when he was young. But no, the perfect son and student, he’s nearing the end of his first year at uni studying biochemistry. They succeed at everything, it makes me sick.

    i hope they buy tickets for their favourite artist and are sat behind a pole with a restricted view!

    Sorry got carried away there

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    Watching Cameron & Smith to name a few is frustrating as the cats just seem the draft the best talent and don’t bottom out! It’s as if they sat back and watched the expansion clubs draft in the best talent and have targeted them

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    4 g 10 b am I watching the Dees

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    How many hansel and gretels do Geelong have?

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    That off the ball free to O’Connor was embarrassing

    Rayner barely touched him

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    2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    Cats will wreck the pies in the GF

    Hope so.

    Looks like they have this one covered.

    Lions next a must if ever true.

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    Ugh, seeing Geelong push away reminds me how much I hate football

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    GWS look are only hope of watching the GF.

    Brisbane look knackered.

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    Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Hope so.

    Looks like they have this one covered.

    Lions next a must if ever true.

    That didn't look at long.

    All over at half time?

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    Just now, Jibroni said:

    GWS look are only hope of watching the GF.

    Brisbane look knackered.

    This has maybe saved them.

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    Bwahahaha!!!!

    (I hate Geelong!)

    Edited by Left Foot Snap

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    The umps keeping it close.

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    Lions have so much talent

    Cats are old

    2nd half will be be a different story

    The luggage man will deliver

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