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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - our only winner

Viney - had no relevance

Salem - the momentum killer

Bowey - couldn’t get involved

Petracca - loose and fumbly

Sparrow - another nothing game

Oliver - disposals were mindless

May - time to go

Langdon - lost his spark

Rivers - was rarely noticed

Petty - he did try

Chandler - little to commend

Pickett - season worst game

Fritsch - season worst game

Turner - was he playing

Culley - disappointing and lost

van Rooyen - season worst game

Howes - thrown to wolves

Langford - season worst game

McVee - season worst game

McDonald - nothing before substituted

Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

Melksham - had no impact

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    5 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - our only winner

    Viney - had no relevance

    Salem - the momentum killer

    Bowey - couldn’t get involved

    Petracca - loose and fumbly

    Sparrow - another nothing game

    Oliver - disposals were mindless

    May - time to go

    Langdon - lost his spark

    Rivers - was rarely noticed

    Petty - he did try

    Chandler - little to commend

    Pickett - season worst game

    Fritsch - season worst game

    Turner - was he playing

    Culley - disappointing and lost

    van Rooyen - season worst game

    Howes - thrown to wolves

    Langford - season worst game

    McVee - season worst game

    McDonald - nothing before substituted

    Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

    Melksham - had no impact

    Spot on.

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    14 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - our only winner

    Viney - had no relevance

    Salem - the momentum killer

    Bowey - couldn’t get involved

    Petracca - loose and fumbly

    Sparrow - another nothing game

    Oliver - disposals were mindless

    May - time to go

    Langdon - lost his spark

    Rivers - was rarely noticed

    Petty - he did try

    Chandler - little to commend

    Pickett - season worst game

    Fritsch - season worst game

    Turner - was he playing

    Culley - disappointing and lost

    van Rooyen - season worst game

    Howes - thrown to wolves

    Langford - season worst game

    McVee - season worst game

    McDonald - nothing before substituted

    Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

    Melksham - had no impact

    McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

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    7 minutes ago, Dave1711 said:

    McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

    JVR - or in dry

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    Disposal disposal disposal.

    Check the numbers, because Hawthorn always seemed to have someone free AND they were aware of it.

    A good lesson for the younger players.

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    24 minutes ago, Dave1711 said:

    McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

    I agree with everything you've said. I've still got a small hope that McVee stays, but history suggests if they haven't signed by now they're gone. I don't know why we persist with Chandler, Sparrow and Sharp they are all VFL material.

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    Buckley withdrawing application

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    I think you are a bit harsh on Chandler & Sparrow

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    After a poor losing season and coach getting the bullet, confidence is rock bottom and skill execution follows!

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    Chappy… Not El Chapo

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