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I know we need some cheering up this week so here you go

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Will be 21 years next month.

Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

Edited by DubDee

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

I know we need some cheering up this week so here you go

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Will be 21 years next month.

Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

Don't forget Carlton's 30 years. ๐Ÿคฃ

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2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Will be 21 years next month.

Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

And [censored] want us to hire Hird. He ruined that club for 20 years and counting.

20 hours ago, Dingo said:

Collingwood crowd clapping him off .Fair enough.

But they didnโ€™t clap Gus off.

Too busy chanting โ€œCollingwood โ€œ

I feel for the player but not Collingwood or supporters. I too remember that night and the chanting while he lay unconscious on the ground. That turned out to be Gus' last game his career ended by a thug. I will hate them until the day I die.

Edited by old dee


1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

And [censored] want us to hire Hird. He ruined that club for 20 years and counting.

would be insanity to hire Hird in any capacity

This has to be one of the most boring seasons of AFL ever

There is not one decent game left this round. Odds of $17 and even $21!

Our game probably the best chance of an upset. maybe port.

Might do some gardening

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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

This has to be one of the most boring seasons of AFL ever

There is not one decent game left this round. Odds of $17 and even $21!

Our game probably the best chance of an upset. maybe port.

Might do some gardening

Come on Dub, things aren't that grim.

Why don't you rock on over to my place tomorrow with a few beers?

I've got lots of gardening jobs that need doing.


33 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Come on Dub, things aren't that grim.

Why don't you rock on over to my place tomorrow with a few beers?

I've got lots of gardening jobs that need doing.

See you tomorrow

I might not be very good at gardening but my rates are very high

Geelong having a nice easy run into finals

i wouldn't be surprised if they win it all. really hope they don't

Geelong v Essendrug was never going to be epic but having the commentators' noses constantly up Cameron's [censored] has made it totally unwatchable.

I'll find a B grade movie on Prime.


12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Geelong v Essendrug was never going to be epic but having the commentators' noses constantly up Cameron's [censored] has made it totally unwatchable.

I'll find a B grade movie on Prime.

Hudson wonโ€™t shut up about him. I feel sorry for his partner when he gets home.

2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hudson wonโ€™t shut up about him. I feel sorry for his partner when he gets home.

Perhaps said partner will be waiting in breathless anticipation while clad in a cute little jeelong jumper.

Number 5 on the back of course.

9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Miersโ€™ pokey little kicks give me the absolute [censored].

You'll be reassured to learn that an anagram of Gryan is "angry". cool

Essendon have had 12 Thurs/Fri/Sat night games this year which is an interesting decision by the AFL considering they are rubbish and have done sweet F-all for 2 decades.

TWELVE


1 hour ago, BDA said:

Geelong having a nice easy run into finals

i wouldn't be surprised if they win it all. really hope they don't

Sometimes easy runs can be the worst prep for finals. hopefully it is the case

For me it is Lions

then daylight

then Crows

records against the top 9 is telling

Due to me wanting Geelong to fall straight of the finals so badly, I actually just heard myself say "go Essendon".!! I feel dirty.

Does this mean a 4 week ban here on Demonland?

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