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53 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

What a horrible start

Weโ€™re trying to out do Essendon v Tigers from last night.

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Cue the Benny Hill music ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Ump guessed that was HTB then

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Getting carved through the middle

2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Chocco the kick doctor ๐Ÿ™„

More like a witch doctor.

AHPRA need to deregister him.

Just now, chook fowler said:

T Mac has been a good inclusion

Our goal kicking coach isnโ€™t.

Edited by monoccular

Seriously. Lever is cooked. So is Salem. We have brainless footballers

Tracc can't kick

Can T Mac stop the obvious holding on Darling???

Darling has kicked 2 goals in 5 games and now he looks 25 again


1 minute ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

Is there any reason why we never get paid on clear head knocks?

Or just about any other free that can be paid?

Langford is arguably our best mid now


That kick by Oliver is why people are sick of him. Just slams it on his boot with no thought process around hitting up the short option. He and Trac are massive liabilities with the ball.

Edited by Heart Beats True

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