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Does anyone know how to get that alternate commentary with Schwarz?

 

[censored] panic kick from Disco

Pressure has stepped up

But we are own worst enemies


Rozee HTB there trying to snipe Pickett

 

If Ratagellia played for us he’d have 8 goals

why do we kick to him?

are we retarded?

1 minute ago, DeeZee said:

Does anyone know how to get that alternate commentary with Schwarz?

On the SEN app I believe.

Sick to death of [censored] Horne Francis. Someone shut him down! 😡


What a rabble

Oliver- any chance a handballs can go to a team mate.

Petracca - hit a target

2 highest paid players are irrelevant

How much is Oliver getting paid again?

Holy [censored], I don't think I've seen a mid like him simply not care about their disposal.

Just no care.

2 chest marks dropped

We're laughable


Just now, Dees1911 said:

What a rabble

Oliver- any chance a handballs can go to a team mate.

Petracca - hit a target

2 highest paid players are irrelevant

Yep as much as Oliver gets the ball his disposal is often to the opposition by hack kick or handball.

Que benny hill music please.

No one player can do anything right today it seems.

We are making Port look like premiership favs ha ha ha.

Gotta laugh otherwise u will check urself into the nut house.

Omfg we are so so poor it’s making me so angry

Can’t mark can’t hit a target. Just an embarrassingly average after such a great showing last week.

 

I think we seriously need to think about Brown Dog now.

The guy helped turn the match against the peptides last night. White line fever that we seriously lack from some and a crazy link up gut runner.

Wow what a mess up forward we are

Just a complete horror show bar Kozz


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