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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Fatigue incoming…………

Bombers to get the first couple of goals in the last qtr. Probably in the first two minutes.

I’ve read this book before.

 
Just now, Hopeful Demon said:

@Ducky What the [censored] is your problem? Using the vomit emoji every time someone expresses happiness at something good that happens

Not the first and won't be the last to vomit then laugh repeatedly when called out. It's a cheap trick, like rage quitting.

Won't be round long, they never are.

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

How much do the boys believe?

Let’s see how bad they want this win. The first 30 seconds and you’ll know.

 

Last quarters have been our worst all year. This will be fascinating.

Just now, rolling fog said:

I hope May roasted himself for that.

Side note - umpiring has been noticeably rubbish this round.

It's rubbish every round. Just consistently favours the same few teams.


Much better quarter

If we play like that in the last we will win easily. But what are the odds of that?

Umpires getting involved, that was a mark for May if that was the Bombers it would have been paid.

How about the Milkshake he’s great isn’t he!?!

 

At least there was some effort and attitude that quarter. Is it too little too late?

Need the same application in the last.

At least that quarter was watchable. We might pull this off, but watching us is a total gut wrench.

And well done Fritsch - to step up like that was outstanding. You too Milkshake and Spargs.


That quarter was almost like a game of footy broke out.

Hat off to Trac in that quarter busted his gut. Lifted the side.

Just now, Young Angus said:

Umpires getting involved, that was a mark for May if that was the Bombers it would have been paid.

How about the Milkshake he’s great isn’t he!?!

Like the Perkins one? Clearly dropped.

6 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

@Ducky What the [censored] is your problem? Using the vomit emoji every time someone expresses happiness at something good that happens

My advice. Don’t look at emoji responses. Some ppl get frills for baiting you. Frankly don’t invest to your posts on game day threads - ppl are emotion wrecks … like me..


Was hoping so bad that we could hold out there and not have lucky break situation for them like that.

This season is showing we fall away when faced with this situation but the what if is strong.

Please just don't concede 3 centre clearances in a row.

Hey at least it’s fun to watch again, wish Oliver kicked that goal though it would have been vintage 2021

Anyone else love when Kozzi took his mark he looked at the bloke on him with complete disdain

hilarious

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22 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Shorter kicks = goals. Players leading up = goals. Players that can kick into F50 = goals.

Until they pull out the 'not 15' card. Honestly, you can't beat em.

Just now, Deesprate said:

Hat off to Trac in that quarter busted his gut. Lifted the side.

Still sprayed it everywhere.


Just now, DubDee said:

Anyone else love when Kozzi took h out s mark he looked at the bloke on him with complete disdain

hilarious

Gave him a spray too

Windsor into midfield please!!

 

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