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NON-MFC: Opening Round 2025

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20 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I am actually happy we play GW$ first up. 
if we play the old static style of the last 2-3 years, we will get murdered 

We have to be innovative and proactive next week

Same here. No queues at the bar or loo. 

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    19 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

    Storm are smashing the Eels, turning into a pleasant afternoon

    Only if the giants keep winning 

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    29 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Toby Bedford was a big loss

    Big time.

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    Matt Hill in commentary = 🤌

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    I forgot how good the Giants backline is

    Will be a tough game next week

     

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    Is Daicos Cam a new initiative for Fox this year? 

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    4 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

    what mind?

    Well, you know how there used to be a theory that some of the bigger dinosaurs had a second brain located in their [censored]? Sadly it got demoted (a bit like Pluto) for being too small and non-functional.

    Speaking of... always nice to see Maynard having a stinker. Especially liked him copping an accidental bump from a teammate because he'd thrown himself down trying to draw a fake free.

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    Free to air tv - if all else fails play re-runs of Friends or Seinfeld.

    Fox sport - if all else fails show some bland meaningless thing involving a Daicos. 

    Apart from some great run-and-carry by the Giants, what a carp game of footy for a Sunday arvo. Dropped marks, poor foot skills decorated by some packs and tackling. 

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    Why is everyone cramping up?

    Its 26oC

    Giants will be sore this week

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    9 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I forgot how good the Giants backline is

    Will be a tough game next week

     

    They should have beaten the Swannettes in the GF last Season 

    44 points up against The Bears and they relaxed 1%
    If we can beat them next week it will be huge 

    We need to emphasise Speed and ball movement, constantly create options 

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    8 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Is Daicos Cam a new initiative for Fox this year? 

    Dunno but I have every hair and skin cell of his thigh seared into my memory.

    And it ain’t pretty 

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    2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Can’t decide if Cadman is good or not.

    He is reading the play and getting to the right spots really well, but not executing simple kicking and marking. He looks ripe for mine, just rusty.

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    Just now, jaydenh10 said:

    did people really think pies were top 4 this year??

    They have the talent and skill. The ? Will be in their fitness and keeping the talent in the field.

    Daicos clearly didn’t get the minutes in during pre season.  Will he be playing catch up all year? 

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    2 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

    They have the talent and skill. The ? Will be in their fitness and keeping the talent in the field.

    Daicos clearly didn’t get the minutes in during pre season.  Will he be playing catch up all year? 

    'they' is only no. 35, rest are old slow a [censored] or all of the above

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    1 minute ago, Dingo said:

    Is this the Giants B side?

    They seem to have a number of injuries and suspensions?

    missing around 4 forwards and Green in the middle through injury

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    5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Why is everyone cramping up?

    Its 26oC

    Giants will be sore this week

    Yeah, it's lovely in Sydney today. Gentle breeze, not hot, and the humidity is in the clouds, not sticking to everything at ground level.

    5 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Can’t decide if Cadman is good or not.

    Getting a little bit of Weideman vibes. Almost feels like Cadman's 2024 would be what we would have seen from Weideman if he'd had a full season in the firsts to learn the level. U suppose the key similarity is the lack of high impact moments to compensate for the long periods uninvolved.

    3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Dunno but I have every hair and skin cell of his thigh seared into my memory.

    And it ain’t pretty 

    He actually looks like he's been lightly seared on both sides to lock in the flavour. Big fake tan sponsorship about to drop at Collingwood.

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    Media really do gargle the Pies something fierce. Just vomit inducing. 

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