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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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50 minutes ago, layzie said:

Tell me you wouldn't love Max Holmes in our side.

anyone know his nic-name?

If port [censored] the bed next week and get beaten by the hawks/dogs, who could we pick out of the remains? 
Butters?
Wines?
Bergman? 
Georgiades? 
Marshall?

Or is that sort of talk just a load of carry-on?

 
1 hour ago, layzie said:

Port Adelaide are the most flakiest and pathetic football club known to man, woman, dog, bird, and the third kind.

How anyone can trust this club to deliver the goods in the big moment or even deliver their grocery shopping to their address is completely beyond me.

Disgraceful effort from a club with a cream puff centre. 

You clearly never played against the East Malvern Rams in E grade did you @layzie?

6 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

anyone know his nic-name?

Johnny 


7 hours ago, Demonsterative said:

I don’t and can’t respect Danger. I stand by my point. 
 

Ask Danger how tall he is and divide it by a good margin. 

He's a classic FIGJAM but since he saved those 2 people in Torquay from drowning i can't hate on him like i used to. 

13 hours ago, DubDee said:

Todd Marshall not in Port's 23?

Get 'im on the blower Goody!

MARSHALL!

Yep

7 hours ago, Deefensive Language said:

Before the game Chris Scott says: (not a direct quote) if we do this, this and this, we'll expose their vulnerabilities.

The guy might be arrogant but damn I would love a coach at MFC with such decisive confidence and capacity to adapt to circumstances.

The players are so well drilled 

I would LOVE him in charge!!

 

We have gone back-to-back straight sets exits but at least we go down fighting.

Pathetic from Port. And while the coach is part of the problem the senior players in that team have to be seriously questioned. 

Chris Scott is the best coach in the league. Sickens me to say it.


52 minutes ago, BDA said:

Chris Scott is the best coach in the league. Sickens me to say it.

Well run club they trade very good senior players free agents ,culture and development, can train and pay on home ground vs is training at joshes paddock and driving 50 min to Casey 

4 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Well run club they trade very good senior players free agents ,culture and development, can train and pay on home ground vs is training at joshes paddock and driving 50 min to Casey 

With just a few tens of millions of government support....

16 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

With just a few tens of millions of government support....

More like hundreds of millions.

57 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

With just a few tens of millions of government support....

Correct their ground has had major development etc but going of topic who’s fault is it that we don’t have a training base and the whole club under 1 roof, with the mindset of having a base around the G, Jackson started this process 10 yrs ago .. 

1 hour ago, Demonsone said:

Well run club they trade very good senior players free agents ,culture and development, can train and pay on home ground vs is training at joshes paddock and driving 50 min to Casey 

Let's not get excited. With their heavily skewed advantages in fixturing and taxpayer funding and stadium agreement they have made 8 prelims in last 12 years for one flag.

Really poor strike rate. They should be there . Pass mark for scott is a flag.

Let's not get carried away. They played a flaky club with low self esteem and Kenny ( no Plan B) as coach


Cats looked really fresh, reminded me of us 2021

Would Ken Hinkley be a good assistant coach?

Asking for a friend....

1 hour ago, Demonsone said:

Correct their ground has had major development etc but going of topic who’s fault is it that we don’t have a training base and the whole club under 1 roof, with the mindset of having a base around the G, Jackson started this process 10 yrs ago ..easy 

Easy to do when you have the backing of the State and Federal government. Much needed votes to remain in power 😌


Anyone seen what our mate Kane Cornes is up to? 
Getting stuck into Port’s terrible culture I assume 

4 hours ago, BDA said:

He's a classic FIGJAM but since he saved those 2 people in Torquay from drowning i can't hate on him like i used to. 

Absolute champion of the game and a bloody good bloke! A few of our guys can learn a heck of a lot about the way he presents himself on and off the field! 

3 hours ago, Demonsone said:

Well run club they trade very good senior players free agents ,culture and development, can train and pay on home ground vs is training at joshes paddock and driving 50 min to Casey 

AGREE 100% Meanwhile we still might end up at Caulfield Nag Park 🤮

 
4 hours ago, BDA said:

Chris Scott is the best coach in the league. Sickens me to say it.

He's working with a midfield of Dangerfield and a bunch of nobodies and absolutely destroyed one with JHF, Rozee, Butters, Wines and Boak.

He is a master.


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