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2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Oh good, another 30,000 pages coming up for @Demonland

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Has Andy been on the blower trafficking the good oil!?? 🤔

1 hour ago, Ted Lasso said:

of course, the AFL wants player movement, so that will continue to be promoted, players are going to come and go, and really good players like Kozzie will be chased every off season regardless of where they're playing. 

I understand the emotional attachment, but we just simply have to trust the club has the right things in place to hang onto guys. 

He's not going to be traded with 4 years to run on a deal unless we're offered something outrageous 

Will only get worse with the introduction of Tasmania's team too.

 
6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Has Andy been on the blower trafficking the good oil!?? 🤔

Andy IS Tom Morris


2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Scoopy scoopy do!

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Andy IS Tom Morris

Geez i hope not, i just gave Tom Morris a huge clip in the other thread 😂 If i am banned in the next 2 hours you can be pretty confident!

 
Just now, Jaded No More said:

Andy IS Tom Morris

I don't think he'll recover from that Jaded...

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This has only come about cos we are after one of their players. They wouldnt be doing their due diligence if they didnt ask. 


3 hours ago, Wells 11 said:

I think the dees have renewed their interest in Butters. But..no...there's no headline in that is there. [censored]. . 

I've renewed my interest in Butters Wellsy. My cardiologist is none to happy.

"No suggestion at this stage that Pickett is considering leaving, just that the interest has again been made clear. "

How is this a story?

I do not want to live in a universe where this eventually occurs. Every aspect of my life is filled with either Crom or Pear [censored] and I would have to go live in a cave somewhere. Curse my parents for moving to this hellhole in my teens.

Once again people are going after the journalist because they don't like what the story is saying.  How do you know that the journalist doesn't infact have credible information?

The pile on is just becoming ridiculous. If rival clubs weren’t chasing Kozzie, I’d be asking questions. 

The above, along with “Petracca being seen having a meeting with an opposition club’s Captain” is really gutter type stuff. Petracca and Neale are good mates, Neale was in Melbourne and they caught up. 


4 minutes ago, greenwaves said:

Once again people are going after the journalist because they don't like what the story is saying.  How do you know that the journalist doesn't infact have credible information?

What information is being provided though? Of course opposition clubs would be interested in Kozzie. It’s hardly “news” or anything groundbreaking. These journalists are simply joining the pile on that is currently being orchestrated against the club. Edmonds would have called Port, asked if they were interested in Kozzie and amazingly they would have said “of course”. 

14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What information is being provided though? Of course opposition clubs would be interested in Kozzie. It’s hardly “news” or anything groundbreaking. These journalists are simply joining the pile on that is currently being orchestrated against the club. Edmonds would have called Port, asked if they were interested in Kozzie and amazingly they would have said “of course”. 

I just assumed it was either an inquiry by the media when talking to Port about the Houston to Dees trade and whether the Dees throwing Kozzy into the mix would sweeten the deal or Port, knowing they're losing Houston and Melbourne being a potential suitor, would the Dees consider trading a player who was also contracted so as not to have to give up 1st rounders, and they leaked to the media.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I just assumed it was either an inquiry by the media when talking to Port about the Houston to Dees trade and whether the Dees throwing Kozzy into the mix would sweeten the deal or Port, knowing they're losing Houston and Melbourne being a potential suitor, would the Dees consider trading a player who was also contracted so as not to have to give up 1st rounders, and they leaked to the media.

If we traded Kosi for Houston, I reckon you would be able to take an early retirement from the money you'd make off the Demonland meltdowns.

Are the media just perusing a list of our centre bounce attendees to come up with stories.

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I think this cloud over Kozzy will remain for the rest of his career. It isnt the first time this has come up and it wont be the last time either. 

3 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

I think this cloud over Kozzy will remain for the rest of his career. It isnt the first time this has come up and it wont be the last time either. 

I agree. He has just had a child and I heard that his partner is from interstate so it's not out of the realm of possibility that they would want to move back home at some stage.

Unfortunately that is the risk you are always going to face when drafting interstate players but you can't just build a team of all local players.

 
9 minutes ago, biggestred said:

thats nice. we'll have houston and butters thanks.

Butters and Houston   
for Pickett, ANB and Sparrow ?

 

Quite amazing. We are such a broken club with a poor list yet apparently multiple teams want any amount of our players. Great 'journalism'.


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