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NON-MFC: Round 16

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2 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

100% staging by Maynard. Much worse than May. Eddie slammed our bloke. Awaiting 'crickets'.

Won’t even get a mention. The double standards are infuriating.

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I check scores and if Pies are losing by 5 goals with under 2 minutes to go I’ll turn it on so I can laugh at them and then turn it off again. 
    The sight of Maynard makes me both physically ill and warm with rage. 

    I hear you. My stomach still turns at the sight of his repulsive mug, especially when the vision is soundtracked by the commentators giving him the ol’ loveable larrikin tag. If the Suns can get the job done this will be too delicious to avoid watching 😁

     

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    i would like lukosious at the dees as much so that we had a moustache at either end of the ground as much as i would cos he's a pretty good forward

    (albeit that poster a shocker) 

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    Non recalled centre bounces are a disgrace to the game. Just throw it up.  I’d love an explanation of why after a 666 warning they throw it up rather than bounce it. Says something presumably 

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    14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I check scores and if Pies are losing by 5 goals with under 2 minutes to go I’ll turn it on so I can laugh at them and then turn it off again. 
    The sight of Maynard makes me both physically ill and warm with rage. 

    Same - I cannot even look at his ugly mug in the newspaper or on the TV. Will never forget what he did to our Gus.

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    20 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I was doing the ladder predictor before and a Suns loss is actually better for us.

    Party pooper 😑

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    Derwayne has a massive [censored] for Nick Daicos. It is vomit inducing.

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Party pooper 😑

    I know I hate barracking for the Pies but 3 of the Suns only away games left are vs North, Richmond and the Eagles so they could be one of the teams that could kick us out.

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    1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

    ben long another aints no-hoper who has come good once he got out of that cesspool

    maybe we SHOULD chase the aints' king, offer him a hefty deal to have the ball kicked on his head from our mids rather than theirs - i really don't rate his workrate, but perhaps we can turn it around

    Like Long more - he hits hard. 
    Almost like another Kozzie?

    (I know - sacrilege, right?)

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    Just now, At the break of Gawn said:

    I know I hate barracking for the Pies but 3 of the Suns only away games left are vs North, Richmond and the Eagles so they could be one of the teams that could kick us out.

    I know but it’s a big ask 😩

    Similarly, tonight we should be barracking against Geelong but the mere thought of wanting Essendon to win is simply too much. There’s a line that I just cannot cross. 

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    33 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I was doing the ladder predictor before and a Suns loss is actually better for us.

    Same here – the ladder predictor is a dark place, full of malevolent thoughts.

    I did have the Dees and Hawks moving into the 8 by round 20 if the suns keep on shooting themselves in the foot.

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    Witts struggling after a Moore knee 

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I know but it’s a big ask 😩

    Similarly, tonight we should be barracking against Geelong but the mere thought of wanting Essendon to win is simply too much. There’s a line that I just cannot cross. 

    Absolutely it’s more beneficial Essendon win tonight.

    And hating Essendon is so early 2000’s. I would’ve thought Collingwood and Carlton are far more “hateable”…

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    40 minutes ago, Deelectable said:

    100% staging by Maynard. Much worse than May. Eddie slammed our bloke. Awaiting 'crickets'.

    Nup nothing will get mentioned by anyone 

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    3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Any chance Moore can go a game without kneeing an opponent?

    Darling Darcy? Surely not!

    But he’s so loquacious. 

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