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8 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

If Cats lose by 100 points will Scott mention the opposition in his presser? 😂 

Doubt it

But I bet he mentions, bus delays, overcrowded Virgin lounge, long flight, schedule, old hasbeens needing a rest, burden of being 2nd on ladder, Umps, AFL.... etc

Edited by Graeme Yeats' Mullet

 

Im absolutely loving watching these entitled, smug little [censored] getting their face rubbed in it.

Tough work going up to Darwin and away from your mini league set up down at the Cattery.

Absolute special of the round GC.

 

I thought they may have had to check people's phones behind the goal then for that review.

Just awesome 


No coming back from this far back 

it is well deserved.   Go sums 

22 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Cats to fall to 6th or 7th at the end of the round barring a few upsets. 

Have also dropped 10%

Live ladder has cats second on 28 points, with their percentage dropping to 112.5.

We are 24 points on 121.1%.

Keep going suns.

Edited by binman

Sorry dim suns.  !!

 
9 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

I’m enjoying the game heaps… but I’m even looking forward to Scott’s press conference after the game even more!

Wonder if he can bring himself to actually mention / acknowledge Gold Coast just even once.  

Press confrence will be epic.

Popcorn type viewing.

this is the worst i've seen the Cats play since we smashed them in the 21 prelim


1 minute ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Press confrence will be epic.

Popcorn type viewing.

He may self combustDumpster Fire GIF by MOODMAN

Should be a fun 1am red eye flight back to Melbourne for the cats. 

1 minute ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Should be a fun 1am red eye flight back to Melbourne for the cats. 

Bet they have a nice easy kill next week to fall back on at the Cattery.


Oh GWS at the Cattery next week, that will be interesting.

Could have sworn the AFL default fixturing would have lined them up against a Norf or Hawforn type arrangement at the Cattery after an away trip.

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges

5 minutes ago, binman said:

Live ladder has cats second on 28 points, with their percentage dropping to 124.3.

We are 24 points on 121.1%.

Keep going suns.

Live ladder shows Cats down to 113%

1 minute ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Bet they have a nice easy kill next week to fall back on at the Cattery.

GWS, they might struggle even at home.

7 minutes ago, binman said:

Live ladder has cats second on 28 points, with their percentage dropping to 124.3.

We are 24 points on 121.1%.

Keep going suns.

124.3 is current 

Live is 112.5%

Any win for us is 3rd (Ess beat Norf)

Doesn’t it make a good weekend when the cats lose by 100 points.  Wish it was pies   Blues or essenzcum


Just heard there’s a virus going through the Cats squad. First felt symptoms against the Dees  few weeks back.

Cameron doesn’t have concussion but full bout of this unknown virus. Initial symptoms vary but all players reporting feeling a bit “off” within hours of being exposed to the pathogen. 

Quite like the look of GC ruck Ned Moyle. Has some good bodywork in the ruck contest. Could learn a lot under Max. UFA at year's end

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

GWS, they might struggle even at home.

After i wrote it I checked straight away.

 

If the cats kick 5 of 6 goals in the last  at least xScooty from jeelong  can pick the votes with a clear conscience 


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