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2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Grind away dees. You can dot it

Dream on

Only if the Blues kick 12 behinds straight

Six straight on a damp night is soul destroying

 

Weitering every time. 

what kick was that from bowza?? 

 

 

[censored] cheats umps

Our touted defense is playing their worst game in years.


Just now, Clintosaurus said:

Yeah nah #freekickcarlton

gee how about htb for just once.

Play on every single time

 


Our touted defense is playing their worst game in years.

At the risk of getting jumped by all the purists and people who obviously know better than me, the umpires are clearly favouring Carlton tonight. It is blatantly obvious. 

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Petty has been awful 

5 minutes go in the second quarter and he’s yet to touch it!!


Our touted defense is playing their worst game in years.

6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

First game ive watched sober in 10 years

had to be this one

I don’t drink but I’m tempted 

And there goes all our work for the qtr

Going to be very hard to drag back 5 goals if we can’t kick multiples, quickly, without turning over the ball. 

 
1 minute ago, Hardley Benial said:

He guys relax,

We're only 20 something points down, leading into half time.

We've got this.

Settle petal

Enough of this relax nonsense. 


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