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There's only one player on the ground with the surname Davey.

Despite that, Brayshaw keeps calling "Alwyn Davey Jnr" every time he gets the ball.

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Ahhh the joy of watching the Bombers struggle. Makes for a very pleasant Friday evening.

Tex Walker, not intelligent in a general sense but one helluva footballer. Love watching him at his best. And I would take that Harrison Jones too.ย 

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Just now, buck_nekkid said:

Who do i want to win? ย Like choosing between getting cholera and typhoid.

Hey, you've pinched my line!!

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PS.ย  That's ok ...ย 

Whoever mentioned a couple of weeks ago how to sync the SEN App commentary to the TV vision - thank you so much!!! No longer do I have to listen to the clowns from the official broadcaster. A life changer. As an asideI have ย just spent a quality half an hour explaining to my teenage daughter how football used to broadcast on the radio on a Saturday afternoon! โ€œWhat, no live TV?โ€ she saidโ€ฆ.. thatโ€™s another conversation.

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Is it me or does Rankine have the greatest disparity of hype versus actual output. The commentators froth about him yet he never seems to deliver all that muchย 

Just now, deegirl said:

Is it me or does Rankine have the greatest disparity of hype versus actual output. The commentators froth about him yet he never seems to deliver all that muchย 

I reckon there are times when he does deliver, and his best is very very good. But for some inexplicable reason when he does ordinary things or even errors the commentators continue to gush and froth.ย 


1 minute ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I reckon there are times when he does deliver, and his best is very very good. But for some inexplicable reason when he does ordinary things or even errors the commentators continue to gush and froth.ย 

lol ... he just kicked a pretty good goal!ย 

Just now, Maldonboy38 said:

I reckon there are times when he does deliver, and his best is very very good. But for some inexplicable reason when he does ordinary things or even errors the commentators continue to gush and froth.ย 

My plan worked, right as Iโ€™m bagging him heโ€™s kicked a goal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Once again the umpire is in the perfect position. I guess here the edge could pick up something he didn't see, but just let him make the call.

Iโ€™m not a big โ€œconspiracyโ€ guy, but it is so insanely obvious that goal umpires have been told to review as many scores as possible, because Crypto Bet have told the AFL theyโ€™ll give them money every time it happens.ย 


34 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

There's only one player on the ground with the surname Davey.

Despite that, Brayshaw keeps calling "Alwyn Davey Jnr" every time he gets the ball.

Dรฉjร  vu Bingers. ๐Ÿคฃ

Did Rachele just sheet his dacks?

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Did Rachele just sheet his dacks?

Well they arenโ€™t skin coloured now from sweat, put it that way.ย 


Rachele is not gonna sleep well tonight.ย 

Some horrendous basic skill Errors from the Crows.ย 

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Itโ€™s too hard to watch this. Come on Crows ffs


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