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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

Who is Petty?

Perhaps you? 

The whole team is having a wretched night for whatever reason.

Are you a supporter?

 

Petracca will never be a Brownlow medallist until he can have a half decent kick at goal. It may be too late for him though.

 

I have always loved May’s fingers 


2 minutes ago, doc roet said:

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If we play 3 Saturdays in a row, that covers 15 days. For example Sat 6th, Sat 13th, Sat 20th. 

FFS that bald guy again - Viney pushed in the back - HTB!!    What a disgusting excuse for an umpire.

 

The lions came with a clear plan and executed to perfection. It’s refreshing to see coaches can ask for a different method and make it work, even if it was at our expense.

The Dees spidey senses are not tingling, but our stinky senses are 

8 disposals between Fritta, Bbb and Petty is sad.

Bbb back to his bon effort second game in a row.

Tmac fwd ...Petty back goody. Na just leave it all alone. All good mate we've got this.

Woey and the Kolt not ready yet 


Junk time goals from a bunch of pretenders.

Who have we beaten?

What a poor follow up from Adelaide.

Too impressed with our efforts there.

Really hard to find one solid performance from our boys tonight.

Maybe Petty with his one kick for the game.

Just joking.

Maybe Max .

 

Edited by leave it to deever


Can’t believe we are only losing by 4 goals it feels like a 100 points 

 

Hopefully this is a one off, everyone has the flu or were fatigued or something. Rare to have a game where everyone is bad. Bears weren’t even good we just couldn’t run, kick, handball or mark which I’m told are all key facets of the game. 

make this our worst game of the year and we can still win the flag, have too many of them and we are junk. 


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