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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

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4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Two weeks in a row Ben Brown can barely give a bloody contest. Genuinely soft efforts for such a big guy.

Not soft at all - just physically knackered tonight.

6 disposals between Fritsch JVR BBB Petty - will never ever win this way,

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

They look mentally tired.

Probably from all the media interviews singing about our Adelaide efforts. Well that was then.

Max is gone 

One mark.

A sad barometer.

 

Petracca 🤢🤢🤢 disposals


1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Tholstrup overwhelmed, he shouldn't be playing at AFL yet.

one of the few having a good crack

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    Petracca 🤢🤢🤢 disposals

    That kick was WTF, kick it sideways if nothing else.

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    2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Tholstrup overwhelmed, he shouldn't be playing at AFL yet.

    Kolt is far from our worst

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    2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Tholstrup overwhelmed, he shouldn't be playing at AFL yet.

    one of the few having a good crack

    Another solid prior opportunity 

    When they tackle we can’t dispose of it and are caught holding the ball. 
     

    When we tackle they dispose of it with ease.

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    Umpiring has to be clear direction from their coaches

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    To paraphrase Paul Keating - is this the thrashing we had to have???

    Questions will be asked. 

    So at half time.... 5 goals down.  You CANNOT play the usual spare behind the ball.

    I hope Goodwin changed this structural aspect up at half time so we have even numbers at all stoppages.

    Cause we've been getting smashed around stoppages (among other areas!)


    Without question every single time this club talks itself up we lose the Next game.

    Every time 

    Can we please top media interviews.

    Oh yeah three quarters and Petty still hasn't touched it.

    Not great.

    And can we please give Kozzie another week off.

    He is not a team player.

    He's a star but he's selfish and unreliable.

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    Not our year. In 2021 we beat all contenders. We’re just pretenders this year.


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