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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

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Two weeks in a row Ben Brown can barely give a bloody contest. Genuinely soft efforts for such a big guy.

 

Can’t remember the last time we were man handled like this. 

Whenever we are in the media singing are own praises we lose.

We should have just shut up after our Adelaide wind but no we couldn't help lick ourselves.

And the we serve up this 


Cameron just drops it whilst tackled. No htb call. So bloody frustrating there are rules for them and watered down rules for us

2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

It cannot be any more obvious 

And crickets from the biased commentary. 

 

Get [censored]

Blaming the umpires is a joke we are embarrassing 

We are not even remotely competitive 

Lots of learnings from this one 


[censored] pathetic, where's your pride?

Just now, wizardinoz said:

Van Rouen one hand marking attempts just don’t cut it.

Pretender


1 minute ago, DeeSince73 said:

And crickets from the biased commentary. 

Got to keep HQ happy. More corrupt than wrestling.

1 minute ago, Boots and all said:

May just kicked to a 1 on 4 in favour of Brisbane...please why.

Because literally no one led for him and gawn was on the bench

Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

This is an absolute annihilation. A reality check for this club. 

Yep.

Our mids our plodders.

Just watching the game go by.


Jesus how is that not unrealistic 

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Where's the high free cheat?

Tholstrup overwhelmed, he shouldn't be playing at AFL yet.


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