Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

3 hours ago, Damo said:

Has there ever been a ruckman that has been better than just ok while still growing? 

A very good point.

And there's perhaps no better example than the best ruck i have seen play - Maxy.

 
3 hours ago, Slartibartfast said:

Interesting comments on KFW. He’s a young kid who hasn’t played much footy and it shows. But I’ve been told by people who know him just how dedicated he is to achieving an AFL career. His body is bigger than last year, he’s taken serious time off his 2km time and he’s much more involved at training. 
The club will have to assess whether he has the skills to make it but if they think he has he could be a very good long term prospect. It may take him another 3 or 4 years to get there but he’s a big boy who shows good agility and would be a cheap long term investment as a category B rookie.

One thing for sure, he won’t die wondering if he could have made it.  

No-one seems to have mentioned it but KFW has not only height advantage, he probably has the best leap of anyone to go with it.   Just needs to learn to accumulate possessions - he was only getting it 3/4 times a game last year.  If he has bulked up, he won't be pushed away and the possessions will come.

22 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I'm just one of a number of English language pedants on Demonland. I'm confident you haven't seen the end of any lessons. 

LDC count myself amongst you, but we are a disappearing breed. Perhaps the Gideons could co-dispense dictionaries. Wide reading l have found does encourage independent thinkers.

 

Edited by Tarax Club

 
11 hours ago, JJR said:

T Mac is smirking cause he knows he ain’t catching Trac 😂

He wont be smirkimg when he plays most games at Casey!

1 hour ago, stinga said:

If he [KFW] has bulked up, he won't be pushed away and the possessions will come.

A very good point. Most of the work rucks do is around the ground as opposed to the centre square (80%?) where relative strength is a huge factor (and height).

KFW was getting pushed around at thrown in and around the ground stoppages at Casey last year. That will happen less and less, particularly because there's not that many mid twenty ruck behemoths running around in the VFL anymore with so few stand alone clubs.

So he'll get more taps - and more contested marks too for that matter. 


Good to hear some thing out game plan seems to be at a faster pace.

We seemed to love for the ball to head into our defence, flood it and then go quick to our forward line leaving opposition defenders nervous and not organised in Our premiership year. That has change in the last two seasons. We took way to long leaving other teams to do exactly what we did to them to us. 

 
On 24/01/2024 at 15:45, Demonland said:

 

And then I elaborated in the collated reports thread with ...

Instead of Daicos, he may be closer to Nick Blakey running HB, at least for the start of his career 

6 hours ago, picket fence said:

He wont be smirkimg when he plays most games at Casey!

Thats a bit nasty.


6 hours ago, binman said:

A very good point. Most of the work rucks do is around the ground as opposed to the centre square (80%?) where relative strength is a huge factor (and height).

KFW was getting pushed around at thrown in and around the ground stoppages at Casey last year. That will happen less and less, particularly because there's not that many mid twenty ruck behemoths running around in the VFL anymore with so few stand alone clubs.

So he'll get more taps - and more contested marks too for that matter. 

Correct, he is a developing kid, just learning the caper.

On 24/01/2024 at 12:18, DubDee said:

I’m excited about Billings. Gun junior who struggled in the poor environment of the Saints. I reckon he might prosper with no expectation and with our superior program. 

No doubt his skills are excellent. just needs the right environment 

This far too simplistic in my opinion. Demonlanders trot this out nowadays in the hope that recruits will magically become players they weren't at their old club. Billings' old coach runs our football programme for one! That same Saints environment never stopped the likes of Steele and Marshall from being great players.

Billings' problem, aside from constantly breaking down has always been a lack of pace, and his ability to win the contested ball. He's also a double grabber.  However, given space he can be very dangerous and his delivery is excellent.

Saint supporters were always frustrated that his form seemed to improve dramatically in a contract year and he ended up getting paid far too much for the output he provided.

I wonder if Harmes and him being in a 'superior programme' all this time will automatically make him a star at the Bulldogs?

On 24/01/2024 at 09:47, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Keep up the good work. You've got Jefferson in both rehab and in the white team. Is that possible?

He's in the white room with black curtains.

7 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

He's in the white room with black curtains.

Maybe he's a Tired Starling?

1 hour ago, dee-tox said:

This far too simplistic in my opinion. Demonlanders trot this out nowadays in the hope that recruits will magically become players they weren't at their old club. Billings' old coach runs our football programme for one! That same Saints environment never stopped the likes of Steele and Marshall from being great players.

Billings' problem, aside from constantly breaking down has always been a lack of pace, and his ability to win the contested ball. He's also a double grabber.  However, given space he can be very dangerous and his delivery is excellent.

Saint supporters were always frustrated that his form seemed to improve dramatically in a contract year and he ended up getting paid far too much for the output he provided.

I wonder if Harmes and him being in a 'superior programme' all this time will automatically make him a star at the Bulldogs?

a star? i just said he might prosper/do well. The Saints have had a poor culture/environment for years imo. Even with their golden generation they couldn’t win even one flag.

A more professional environment and less pressure of being pick 3 i reckon he could do well with his skills providing his body stands up and he put the work in


3 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

He's in the white room with black curtains.

 

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Maybe he's a Tired Starling?

Nice work. I suspect the majority of Demonlanders have no idea what these posts mean, though.  

23 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

 

Nice work. I suspect the majority of Demonlanders have no idea what these posts mean, though.  

Creamed it DVC.

27 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Probably would have helped if Ginger Baker was still on our playing list.

Agree, but unfortunately he was drummed out of the club.

1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

 

Nice work. I suspect the majority of Demonlanders have no idea what these posts mean, though.  

It's kinda like going to the footy and watching the umpires. Does anyone really know what time it is?


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • 2025 Player Reviews: #7 Jack Viney

    The Demon stalwart surpassed the number of his father's appearances for the club towards the end of the season. As he approaches his thirties, his pace is inevitably slowing, and he is likely to explore alternative opportunities beyond the team's midfield.

      • Haha
    • 4 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #8 Jake Lever

    The Demon premiership defender who has the reputation the master of intercept possessions as well as great leadership qualities managed only eight senior games this season as he battled injury and form, prompting speculation that he might be enticed to look elsewhere.

      • Like
    • 1 reply
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #10 Daniel Turner

    “Disco” took his time (four seasons) but the mid-season draftee has been a shining light of Melbourne's campaign, improving to become a versatile option at either end of the ground. He has great marking skills which allows him to play as a marking target up forward or an intercepting defender down back. 

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 8 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #11 Max Gawn

    The skipper delivered another outstanding season, leading the team from the front, participating in every game, and earning club champion honours, while also securing an equal record eighth All-Australian blazer as a ruckman.  Max Gawn is arguably the greatest exponent of ruck skills in the history of the game; an exceptional leader who has guided the club to a premiership, through the challenging times that followed, and now into the next phase of its storied history.

      • Clap
      • Love
    • 10 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #12 Koltyn Tholstrup 

    It was a frustrating season for the former number 13 draft selection, who failed to build momentum in his second campaign; Tholstrup played only nine games, having been omitted twice and substituted out three times. However, he demonstrated promising signs in the midfield at Casey towards the end of the season, and big things are anticipated from him in the coming years.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 48 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #13 Clayton Oliver

    Clayton Oliver, a four-time best and fairest winner at the club, has navigated a challenging period over the past two years, marked by injuries and personal issues, but has demonstrated promising signs suggesting a return to his optimal form in 2025. He is presently contracted to the club for an additional five years, with a substantial annual salary of approximately $1.7 million in the final seasons of his agreement. All at Melbourne are eagerly anticipating his resurgence to his previous peak performance levels.

      • Love
      • Like
    • 20 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.