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2023 GRAND FINAL

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Just now, leave it to deever said:

How much do you reckon they were paid?

It's been quite guarded 

 

A lot. 
Puke Fest…

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    2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    How much do you reckon they were paid?

    It's been quite guarded 

     

    Add another million for all those dancer outfits.

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    5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Kiss are appalling 

    Just embarrassing…

    For a bunch of 70 year olds there doing ok. Much better than Meatloaf.

     

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    26 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Probably already been said, but we would have killed it in this heat if we were playing today. Very Melbourne to have to play the first final in the wet while the rest of September has been a scorcher. 

    We're our worst enemy at times. Surrendered a  crucial Home game to play GWS in NT on one of the wettest days in memory resulting in  injuries and a narrow loss.

    Never appear to lobby the AFL to stop constantly playing at the Cattery and Tasmania both injury graveyards for MFC.

    Allowed AFL to shaft us in the uneven Gather Round. Pies got 10 days break prior .we got from memory 6 days returning from Perth. Should of flown straight to Adelaide on the Monday morning and players have NO say in it. Go to Adelaide for the week or get dropped from the team. Tell your wives not to complain. 

    I bet Essendon lobby AFL not to play at the Cattery again. It derailed their season. They never recovered from that  slaughter.

    MFC  2024 fixture ?  Drink a stiff whisky or two or three then brace for impact.

    Pies as premiers will get a soft MCG fixture. Its a given.

     

     

     

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    1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

    For a bunch of 70 year olds there doing ok. Much better than Meatloaf.

     

    Backing Tracks….

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    Just now, Jibroni said:

    For a bunch of 70 year olds there doing ok. Much better than Meatloaf.

     

    You need to raise your bar, Jib. It’s so low you’ll trip over it. 

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    2 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

    Add another million for all those dancer outfits.

    There’s little kids up there. Someone call CPS!

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    1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

    For a bunch of 70 year olds there doing ok. Much better than Meatloaf.

     

    Leave Mr loaf alone. He was a true rock and roll icon who lost his voice. It happens.

     

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    My MFCSS tells me Collingwood to win and Howe for Norm Smith. 

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    2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Leave Mr loaf alone. He was a true rock and roll icon who lost his voice. It happens.

     

    Twitter tells me he would have been 75 today. RIP.

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    11 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    A lot. 
    Puke Fest…

    Yea play a local act and take 50 bucks off everyone's tickets.  Enough to buy 2 extra beers.

    Or buy some new goal cameras.

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    13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Kiss are appalling 

    Just embarrassing…

    You could've written the same thing forty years ago. 

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    4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Kiss have still got it!

    Loved it..

    They were good but the afl really try's to make it the superb owl. Stupid auto correct....superbowl.

    I'd prefer Hunters or Aussie crawl. 

    The game stands on its own without a Us import for entertainment. 

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    should have got Silverchair to play

    they seem to be getting along these days

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    15 minutes ago, Billy said:

    Kiss were good fun, stop being a pack of fuddy duddys 

    Fuddy duddies????? Because we think KISS suck? Dude, I listen to new bands you’ve likely never even heard of because they’re not the latest The Voice or X Factor winners and they’re not played ad nauseam (or at all) on Smooth FM or Gold 104. 

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Sounds as though the drinking has already begun, Dub. 😁

    in my defence i was drunk last night

    now i’ve gotta do it all again!

    me poor body

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    Did I just hear that [censored] Hamish McLachlan say about KISS  "world class act for the world's biggest sport?"  Pffffff. What planet is he on?  Soccer, basketball, tennis and cricket say hi.

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    should have got Silverchair to play

    they seem to be getting along these days

    Nup, no chance. Daniel Johns doesn't get along with the other two at all.

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    Has there ever been a sporting organisation associated with so many reprehensible human beings as Collingwood? From boofhead Eddie at the top right down to No 1 superfan and convicted nonce Joffa at the bottom. 

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