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The umps got the message about the $1M bet.

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Won't matter. This will be a smashing if Collingwood can't start winning some contested ball.

I must say I saw this coming.

 
1 minute ago, Chook said:

Let's see you peg this one back pies.

But, but they always come back. 

Well what do you know, the Pies seem [censored] out of luck. What. A. Shame. 
 


you have to feel for the commentators

devastated 

 

Great to see the pies kicking the game away.

Sickening to see the Carlton fans up and about. 


Good effort from the Blues tonight. They’re not going to be an easy win for us in a few weeks time it seems.

Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Carlton V Dees is shaping up as a blockbuster. Can’t wait.

Kosi and Melky in form. Can't wait.

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Good effort from the Blues tonight. They’re not going to be an easy win for us in a few weeks time it seems.

I’m [censored] scared of May on Curnow. I am going to vomit thinking about it. 


Just now, Jaded No More said:

I’m [censored] scared of May on Curnow. I am going to vomit thinking about it. 

Team defence Jaded. Plus it would be Petty anyway.

Great effort Howe. You cannot fault the Pies - the game is never done when they're playing.

Dees won from 25 down with 7 minutes left. This is very doable given the sides playing.


 
6 minutes ago, Chook said:

Team defence Jaded. Plus it would be Petty anyway.

Not after he kicks 10 in the next 2 weeks


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