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1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

I don't think I'll be able to handle this Collingwood love in commentary all night. Already over it 10 mins in

How happy was Markov getting a spoil on the ball there. Pies secret is happiness and playing for each other it seems. FMD.

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7 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

I don't think I'll be able to handle this Collingwood love in commentary all night. Already over it 10 mins in

the mute button is a marvellous invention.

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8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Moore’s kicking is his weakness. Force him long down the line and he often gives it back.

True. but i still reckon he’s the best tall back in the game this year

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2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

True. but i still reckon he’s the best tall back in the game this year

2 of their 3 goals came directly from his poor kicking. I think Coaches like him deep and forced to kick. He’s a great mark, but the penetration in his kick is shallow.

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Collingwood being gifted free kicks - the umpires must be listening to the commentators who will not shut up about b****y Collingwood. The Blues have woken up and are playing a very similar game to how the Dees beat the Pies - giving up the run through the wing but clogging up half forward. 

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2 minutes ago, Chook said:

I have no idea why anyone thinks Collingwood are "far and away" the best side in the competition.

Because the media tells us they are 🙄

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LOL at watching all you guys having to barrack for Carlton. 🤣 

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Carlton's entries are low, deep and to a contest, and it's making it very hard for Collingwood to cope with. Collingwood are stemming the potential damage though so far.

The Blues are winning the contests though, and that's the key to winning.

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3 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Collingwood being gifted free kicks - the umpires must be listening to the commentators who will not shut up about b****y Collingwood. The Blues have woken up and are playing a very similar game to how the Dees beat the Pies - giving up the run through the wing but clogging up half forward. 

The lack of replays affirms the frees the umpires have missed. Hodgey calls out Quaynors throw but no replay. Would’ve been a shot on goal to Carlton. 

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2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Carlton's entries are low, deep and to a contest, and it's making it very hard for Collingwood to cope with. Collingwood are stemming the potential damage though so far.

The Blues are winning the contests though, and that's the key to winning.

They are not very good at the contest the Pies. It’s why I think they won’t dominate finals like most people think they will. 

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So one umpire decides it’s preseason and gives the Pies a 50 for a blues defender calmly pointing at the screen saying have look. Ump says you can’t point at the screen which is clearly not true as it happens every game

Three 50’s to the Pies and it’s Q time

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1 minute ago, DubDee said:

So one umpire decides it’s preseason and gives the Pies a 50 for a blues defender calmly pointing at the screen saying have look. Ump says you can’t point at the screen which is clearly not true as it happens every game

Three 50’s to the Pies and it’s Q time

The old Adam Tomlinson special.

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Hey dissent is back! It’s been missing for 15 weeks. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Why? Surely we should hope they lose( and damage a few Pies)

Remember when they said we played”bruise-free” footy?

I hate 'em all.
But Essendon and Collingwood are far and away at the top of the list.
 

 

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The Maggots have turned feral! 

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5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Mitch “the head” Owies

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Without knowing anything about Mitch's character and making no corresponding observation, I would like to observe he looks much more like Butthead than our boy Fritsch!

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