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NON-MFC: Rd 14 2023

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So thats a mark to Curnow after it bounced off the Suns defender's hands first?

I must be living in an alternate world where the rules are entirely different

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    If the Suns had any supporters they'd be very disappointed right now.

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    Good to see Richmond back in 9th where they belong.

     

    "We finished ninth aaaagain"......

    Edited by Wadda We Sing

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    This commentary fawning over Carlton is vomit inducing. 

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    I watch Carlton matches in a group thread that comprises me and anywhere up to 20 Blues friends. I love them but geez, they’re absolutely insufferable right now. Idk which is worse, when they’re being thumped (again) or when they’re playing as they are today. I kinda get the hate for the Blues on here.

    *checks to make sure she’s not accidentally posting this in the Carlton group chat*
    😬

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    Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

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    28 minutes ago, BDA said:

    If the Suns had any supporters they'd be very disappointed right now.

    Think they are just AI bots......

    ......no wait, they'd be too smart

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    *checks to make sure she’s not accidentally posting this in the Carlton group chat*

    Then proceeds to post it in group chat coz why not

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    Suns having a very off day but still tracking towards being a decent footy team. Reminds me of us circa 2016.

    Pumping up the bluebaggers tyres is folly.

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    5 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

    Classic Fox Footy Vicco bias. Only topped by Essendon v interstate team.

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    That club song is enough to send you to sleep. 

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    2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    But the Suns got the job done in the end, that last goal dropped Freo back down to 13th.

    And puts the Swans down to 15th. Well played all round 👏

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    11 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

    He is full of [censored] after all.

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    11 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

    Anyone know how to un-imagine something? Asking for a friend. 

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    Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    He is full of [censored] after all.

    Oh, I thought Rab meant he’s…. Never mind. 

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