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NON-MFC: Rd 14 2023

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So thats a mark to Curnow after it bounced off the Suns defender's hands first?

I must be living in an alternate world where the rules are entirely different

 

If the Suns had any supporters they'd be very disappointed right now.

Good to see Richmond back in 9th where they belong.

 

"We finished ninth aaaagain"......

Edited by Wadda We Sing

 

This commentary fawning over Carlton is vomit inducing. 

I watch Carlton matches in a group thread that comprises me and anywhere up to 20 Blues friends. I love them but geez, they’re absolutely insufferable right now. Idk which is worse, when they’re being thumped (again) or when they’re playing as they are today. I kinda get the hate for the Blues on here.

*checks to make sure she’s not accidentally posting this in the Carlton group chat*
😬


Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

28 minutes ago, BDA said:

If the Suns had any supporters they'd be very disappointed right now.

Think they are just AI bots......

......no wait, they'd be too smart

 

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

*checks to make sure she’s not accidentally posting this in the Carlton group chat*

Then proceeds to post it in group chat coz why not


Suns having a very off day but still tracking towards being a decent footy team. Reminds me of us circa 2016.

Pumping up the bluebaggers tyres is folly.

5 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

Classic Fox Footy Vicco bias. Only topped by Essendon v interstate team.

That club song is enough to send you to sleep. 


2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

But the Suns got the job done in the end, that last goal dropped Freo back down to 13th.

And puts the Swans down to 15th. Well played all round 👏

11 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

He is full of [censored] after all.

11 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating. 

Anyone know how to un-imagine something? Asking for a friend. 

 
Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

He is full of [censored] after all.

Oh, I thought Rab meant he’s…. Never mind. 

Someone - going by my betting app had $60,000 on Gold Coast with a 47 point start to Carlton. Like I said I do not understand betting on footy.


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