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Don’t ask why but I have a good feeling about today. 
 

Dee’s by 10 

I know this game isnt season defining but it will give us a good indication of where we are as a team.LETS GO DEES

 

I’ve never been more confident of a Dees win. Ever! EVER!!!

Not since last week anyways.😁

Y’all remember to swing by Fed Square this morning and grab a sausage in bread. Every cent we make today goes directly to FightMND.

GO THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

GIVE ‘EM HELL!

Someone’s on their second coffee already. 🤭

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

edit: forgot to mention, we have vegetarian options and gluten-free bread. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve never been more confident of a Dees win. Ever! EVER!!!

Not since last week anyways.😁

Y’all remember to swing by Fed Square this morning and grab a sausage in bread. Every cent we make today goes directly to FightMND.

GO THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

GIVE ‘EM HELL!

Someone’s on their second coffee already. 🤭

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Got up early ,on third cup now eyeing the scotch bottlle


Huge game.

Pies have been the benchmark but look tired recently. With their outs, form and talk of flu/virus in the camp I think they are there for the taking.

We have outs of our own but we will show our premiership class today. We'll shut down their corridor game and squeeze the life of them. 

I believe we will win this game. As an added bonus would love to see someone lay out Mason Cox (legally of course).

Dees by 20 points

Bad Omen:mad::   Yesterday a flock of very large magpies arrived in my front garden.  First 2 then 3 then 6!!!  Haven't seen a single magpie in the street since moving here 6 months ago so where the heck did they come from!!!!  And why now!!!  Last week's confidence sapped.

Good Omen:cool:Confidence returned last night with Elliot out.  In recent years we have only beaten them when he hasn't played.

Sticking with Dees by a heart-stopping 9 points.

Can't wait to get to the G!!

 
4 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Got up early ,on third cup now eyeing the scotch bottlle

Before 7am in the morning…

Is this… Do you need a family member or friend to stop by?

R U OK?

I am so bad in these situations, someone call ‘00’ and when I say so press the final ‘0’…

2 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Bad Omen:mad::   Yesterday a flock of very large magpies arrived in my front garden.  First 2 then 3 then 6!!!  Haven't seen a single magpie in the street since moving here 6 months ago so where the heck did they come from!!!!  And why now!!!  Last week's confidence sapped.

Good Omen:cool:Confidence returned last night with Elliot out.  In recent years we have only beaten them when he hasn't played.

Sticking with Dees by a heart-stopping 9 points.

Can't wait to get to the G!!

Honestly thought your ‘good omen’ was going to be that you lit 6 magpies on fire yesterday…

Might take a break from the internet for a bit


2 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Before 7am in the morning…

Is this… Do you need a family member or friend to stop by?

R U OK?

I am so bad in these situations, someone call ‘00’ and when I say so press the final ‘0’…

Didnt mean to alarm you I am ok thanks for your thoughts

Just now, rpfc said:

Honestly thought your ‘good omen’ was going to be that you lit 6 magpies on fire yesterday…

Might take a break from the internet for a bit

I have a great fear of anything with feathers (sorry @WalkingCivilWar) so I would never get close enough to do them any sort of harm...not that I would want to.

Haha, a break from the internet, eh?  No chance we are all addicted to DL!

 

10 minutes ago, BDA said:

Huge game.

Pies have been the benchmark but look tired recently. With their outs, form and talk of flu/virus in the camp I think they are there for the taking.

We have outs of our own but we will show our premiership class today. We'll shut down their corridor game and squeeze the life of them. 

I believe we will win this game. As an added bonus would love to see someone lay out Mason Cox (legally of course).

Dees by 20 points

Watch for the big Yank to sink his knee into Max's back time and time again, the umpires turn a blind eye...

16 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I have a great fear of anything with feathers (sorry @WalkingCivilWar) so I would never get close enough to do them any sort of harm...not that I would want to.

Haha, a break from the internet, eh?  No chance we are all addicted to DL!

 

Go easy on that lil Magpie family, Luci. They can’t help it, they were born that way, just like the devil’s spawn aka the offspring of Filth supporters.

PS make feathers your friend. 🤗

29 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Bad Omen:mad::   Yesterday a flock of very large magpies arrived in my front garden.  First 2 then 3 then 6!!!  Haven't seen a single magpie in the street since moving here 6 months ago so where the heck did they come from!!!!  And why now!!!  Last week's confidence sapped.

Good Omen:cool:Confidence returned last night with Elliot out.  In recent years we have only beaten them when he hasn't played.

Sticking with Dees by a heart-stopping 9 points.

Can't wait to get to the G!!

Any chance those magpies looked a bit under the weather. 


Just now, YearOfTheDees said:

Any chance those magpies looked a bit under the weather. 

No, they looked very nasty and threatening! 

11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Go easy on that lil Magpie family, Luci. They can’t help it, they were born that way, just like the devil’s spawn aka the offspring of Filth supporters.

PS make feathers your friend. 🤗

Sorry, the best feathers are in a doona!

There was a cockateil I liked once.  Some friends brought him to a holiday lodge.  He sneakily landed on my shoulder out of nowhere.  I was too frozen to move.  Then he started chirping in my ear, nibbling at my necklace and chuckled.  Me, still frozen.  I think he made his mission to rid me of my fear.  He did win me over somewhat as I liked his boldness and cheekiness.  But his winning ways didn't extend to any of his brethren or associated kin.

Hard not to like him just a little...his name was Max❤️💙

Edited by Lucifers Hero

The pies fans must be excited this morning, seeing ots their grand final.

We've had ours.

And unlike the pies last real GF, we won ours.

 

 

1 minute ago, binman said:

The pies fans must be excited this morning, seeing ots their grand final.

We've had ours.

And unlike the pies last real GF, we won ours.

Well, lets remind them of what the 'colliwobbles' feel like!😄

4 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Sorry, the best feathers are in a doona!

 

You lost me here. 😭

Max the cockatiel was telling you to embrace the feathers, not stuff them into a doona!

 


I just saw a couple of Collingwood supporters which is surprising given Centrelink’s not open today.

They were on the platform across from me, going away from the city. That explains a lot, the next station is St Albans and every second person’s a dealer in Snorbs.

Good times 

😀

30 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Go easy on that lil Magpie family, Luci. They can’t help it, they were born that way, just like the devil’s spawn aka the offspring of Filth supporters.

Go easy WCW, my Pies supporting sister (and her Dees supporting husband) spawned two Pies supporters who have produced 3 more Pies fans.  (Can't bring myself to call them 'Filth' especially the little ones...more like heavenly cherubs).

However, her first born child is a passionate Dees fan!❤️💙

Edited by Lucifers Hero

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just saw a couple of Collingwood supporters which is surprising given Centrelink’s not open today.

They were on the platform across from me, going away from the city. That explains a lot, the next station is St Albans and every second person’s a dealer in Snorbs.

Good times 

😀

To be fair, all the coked up dees supporting lawyers need their dealers.

 

Yep, this is a big, big game!

The classic 8 pointer and .... of course it has ramifications for our ladder position.

However ....... forget all that stuff ...... I just want to beat the filth !!!

 

( BTW I haven't allowed the domestic staff to give any scraps to the local magpies for the last week )

I think we win today by a close margin.

It's time Kozzie Pickett stands up for a big game. He's been quite of late. Hopefully by more midfield time.

Something about JVR and big game occasions just goes together for me. 


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