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3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I can't believe we lost to Freo on our ground. Also LJ hasn't dominated again like he did against us. God we are frustrating 

But freo are actually a great side…. yehhhh nah 

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    1 hour ago, ANG13 said:

    CH 7 going all out to hurt our ears with the return of Basil. Surely they can find someone else. 

    They had to put out an SOS call to him because JB is in the UK with the cricket & Luke Darcy had to do mmm this afternoon. I guess they thought Basil was in his home state so they thought they'd use him

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    7 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I feel strongly that there was a more eloquent way for this to be phrased.

    Eloquence is over rated at times. 
     

    In the words of chaotic dischord “sometimes you need to be obscene to be heard”

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    14 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I feel strongly that there was a more eloquent way for this to be phrased.

    ChatGPT offered the following revision for improved eloquence:

    "Umpires are employing the utilization of barbed wire encircling the shaft prior to insertion."

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    The umpire failed to quickly call a ball up then, causing a player to be continually spun around in a tackle until his momentum created a slinging tackle.

    That’s really poor.

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    5 hours ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    They got us in the finals last year but The Lions really don't like the MCG.

    We almost beat them with half a team on one leg. 

    Absolute pea hearts when they leave the Gabba.

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    Was it just my son and I that thought the Freo player threw himself at the ground to win the sling tackle free?

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    That Freo player just launched himself into the turf while being tackled, and milked a dangerous tackle free! Is this what the game has become?

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    2 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    How the hell did we lose to Freo at the mcg?? 

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    5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Come on Tigers!

    I cannot believe we lost to Freo 😭

    The Tigers showing that if you play close checking, strong over the ball footy, play on quickly with forward HBs plus some decent run you will beat this mob convincingly.

    Soft as butter and we allowed them to beat us on our home deck with no Walters and a ruckman down for most of the last half 😮‍💨

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    How on earth has this game become evidence of how rubbish we are?

    I don't go on to game day threads because of that sort of rubbish.

    And I come on this game day thread to enjoy some nice, freo getting beat clean fun.

    And still have to read how rubbish we are.

    Did anyone rabbit on about how we flogged the hawks by near on 10 goals and the lions got beaten by them today?

    Ipso facto we are better than the lions.

    Or the fact that we beat a very good tigers team on anzac eve.

    This is a dees forum isn't it?

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    Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

     

    The Tigers showing that if you play close checking, strong over the ball footy, play on quickly with forward HBs plus some decent run you will beat this mob convincingly.

    Soft as butter and we allowed them to beat us on our home deck with no Walters and a ruckman down for most of the last half 😮‍💨

    They’re playing the conditions perfectly. Something we need to learn. 

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    Is that the first goal the Nank has ever scored. Its a good omen. Reckon it the tiges night.

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