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This match reminds me of when I played U12s. 30 players around the play, and a handful at each end who don't want to run but want to kick goals. 

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Why don't you come up to The Manor and watch it with Uncle WCW ?

I could show you my etchings during the lunch break.

Hmmmm how can I put this nicely, how about… NOT IF THE MANOR TV WAS THE ONLY TV ON EARTH!

I can’t flick between footy and cricket because once I’m on Kayo I have to stay on it. Kayo and I have a love/hate relationship: they love taking my money and I hate them with a passion.

PS: your “etchings” ???! What on earth are your… never mind. I probs don’t wanna know. 


33 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Horse is surely done?

12 completed seasons:

  • 1xpremiership
  • 3xgrannies
  • 10xfinals

Amazing record.

 

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

Even the Swans banner crew are having a sh!tt night…

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Buddy’s been decapitated!!!!

Saints dominate the first quarter 

kick one goal 

Swans play 15 mins of good footy and 9 scoring shots

Ross isn’t up to it. doubt Saints make finals 

 
6 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

12 completed seasons:

  • 1xpremiership
  • 3xgrannies
  • 10xfinals

Amazing record.

 

great coach but he’d be ****ty with only one flag 


Kingy... and the constant weekly need for a 'statement' from a team 😆

I'm watching on delay, but watch this game and tell me fatigue isn't a huge factor in modern footy... skills are appalling. Often under little pressure.

For the record, Sydney look to be suffering far greater fatigue, but in the first five minutes, you could see multiple players breathing in the big ones, hands on heads and hips etc.

It's naturally continued into the second quarter.


9 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

shocking shot by green to get out

smith is looking good 

You are right. I like listening to Shastri commentate. Makes a lot of sense. Green has not adjusted to test match style.

Hang on is this a football thread ?

Just now, dl4e said:

You are right. I like listening to Shastri commentate. Makes a lot of sense. Green has not adjusted to test match style.

Hang on is this a football thread ?

it's the non-mfc thread

sport agnostic 

Oh [censored] me this game is soft


5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

maggots love the aints tonight

smith out for 121 after drinks, playing on

Still, will post a nice big first innings total 👍🏽

Love lil Michita Owens. 🤗

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
46 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hmmmm how can I put this nicely, how about… NOT IF THE MANOR TV WAS THE ONLY TV ON EARTH!

I can’t flick between footy and cricket because once I’m on Kayo I have to stay on it. Kayo and I have a love/hate relationship: they love taking my money and I hate them with a passion.

PS: your “etchings” ???! What on earth are your… never mind. I probs don’t wanna know. 

How good is it to get an invite though!

There’s 4 umpires - but none of them are instructed to stand on the boundary side. It means they ALL don’t see the same missed free kicks every week. What makes it worse is that those are  free kicks that are seem by literally everyone else at the ground.


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