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5 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Exactly my question. I was trying to think which Bank at Clifton Hill/ Fairfield Nth had been pinched,

and then i thought he might have just saved it up for this particular killing day.

Point of order. I suspect you mean Clifton Hill/Fitzroy Nth. 

Sorry ... it's my hood.

 
23 hours ago, praha said:

tbh I found Pies supporters to be quite tame yesterday. comparative to what we're used to. they seemed quite humbled and accepting of the kids. almost praising. seems they kind of expected that one.

I found them tame after the game...You guys should have won by more etc etc. You know what after the past few years of Pie supporters giving me a hard time  (Your GF, the only team that you didnt beat in 2021 etc) I don't need their empathy... 

A lot of anti Filth sentiment on this thread.  Two of my best mates are pies supporters and very knowledgeable about the game.  I went to the game with one on Monday and was telling him that I hoped his feral mates would behave. He just smiled and said, “you know it’s not fair that all pie’s supporters are tainted.  It’s 99% that give the other 1% a bad name!”

 

I had a colleague Pies supporter at one of my previous employers. Would always get stuck into me about Range Rover driving, ‘off to snow’ Dees supporter.

You wouldn’t believe the look on my face when he was showing me his new car on his phone that he bought when he made partner and how he took it for a spin up to his holiday home in Bright. 

1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

I had a colleague Pies supporter at one of my previous employers. Would always get stuck into me about Range Rover driving, ‘off to snow’ Dees supporter.

You wouldn’t believe the look on my face when he was showing me his new car on his phone that he bought when he made partner and how he took it for a spin up to his holiday home in Bright. 

Your colleague is bluffing.  He showed a forged university degree to get the job he had, used a stolen phone to show you a pic of his stolen car and this holiday home he speaks of is somewhere called Barwon Prison


On the way home on the train I could really feel the hate from one Collingwood supporter. I loved it!

On 6/13/2023 at 3:14 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

How dare he talk about our @dworship like that! 😂

I'll have you know I was enjoying my cheese board and Merlot. Besides, I said I was LOUD not inarticulate. I have also been known to be quite gracious when speaking to opposition supporters. Some of them appear perplexed when I tell them I'm working on my sincerity.

1 minute ago, dworship said:

I'll have you know I was enjoying my cheese board and Merlot. Besides, I said I was LOUD not inarticulate. I have also been known to be quite gracious when speaking to opposition supporters. Some of them appear perplexed when I tell them I'm working on my sincerity.

YOU MADE A SMALL CHILD CRY!

 
9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

YOU MADE A SMALL CHILD CRY!

Yes, while being ARTICULATE!!

3 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

I found them tame after the game...You guys should have won by more etc etc. You know what after the past few years of Pie supporters giving me a hard time  (Your GF, the only team that you didnt beat in 2021 etc) I don't need their empathy... 

They probably don't want to get kicked out their first year in the hallowed domain. Bit different to the outer at Vic Park, which had its advantages.


9 hours ago, Wodjathefirst said:

On the way home on the train I could really feel the hate from one Collingwood supporter. I loved it!

Hope it was a loooong train ride and they had to sit there with you for most of the journey. A little smirk every now and them would keep them ticking over. Haha I promised myself not to have a go at Collingwood when we won BUT I just cannot help myself. Ingrained since birth a long time ago.

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12 hours ago, Watson11 said:

A lot of anti Filth sentiment on this thread.  Two of my best mates are pies supporters and very knowledgeable about the game.  I went to the game with one on Monday and was telling him that I hoped his feral mates would behave. He just smiled and said, “you know it’s not fair that all pie’s supporters are tainted.  It’s 99% that give the other 1% a bad name!”

99% of 100,000 odd members is a lot! 

Last year after the game and I queued for the toilets behind the cheer squad bay, I had Collingwood supporters jumping, yelling, one jumped in my face "Go home, Dees!" and I felt like saying to him, "We are home, it's been our home since 1858", but I didn't. Just wasn't in the mood.

This year, totally different affair.  Queued for the toilet, and engaged in a very pleasant conversation with a Pies supporter in front of me who said, "you guys deserved to win that". We discussed who could play each other in the finals and agreed it would be cool if it was Melbourne and Collingwood.  Afterwards she said to me, "Thank you for being so nice, we don't often get that."  

2 hours ago, MT64 said:

Hope it was a loooong train ride and they had to sit there with you for most of the journey. A little smirk every now and them would keep them ticking over. Haha I promised myself not to have a go at Collingwood when we won BUT I just cannot help myself. Ingrained since birth a long time ago.

I had the AFL app open and was discussing with my daughter how the stats all showed it was actually a 6 goal win to us.  Collingwood supporters seemed unappreciative of this education.


When arriving at the Tippler before the game we were taken to our booth and there were 3 Collingwood guys sitting at the table next to us. As I approached one of them moved his scarf off the seat and said something like "I don't want you touching my stuff" to which the rest of the table did one of those cringy, old timer, 'jolly good show' laughs. Obviously I replied that I didn't want to touch his stuff either. 

You have to admire it in a way though, the world hates their guts and they still manage to think that their excrement comes out in the form of a diamond. 

22 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Exactly my question. I was trying to think which Bank at Clifton Hill/ Fairfield Nth had been pinched,

and then i thought he might have just saved it up for this particular killing day.

I believe Fairfield nth is thornbury 

14 minutes ago, layzie said:

Is it near Far Kew? 

There’s no need for that good sir. 
 

the good people of Kew would have you believe they are nowhere near the northern suburbs. But they are much closer than they would like to be
 

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