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NON-MFC: Rd 11 2023

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Just now, monoccular said:

Will Frankenstein be suspended for the hip to the head, Mr Christian?  No. Nothing to see. 

Should be. Any reasonable player should have seen that coming and moved their hip out of the way

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Having a health night Steve ?

    Yep. Feasting on my Greens tonight Uncle. 

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Ch 7 is the worst commentary on television 

    You think that then you watch Fox tomorrow and they will have Kelli, Dwayne and Derm and you then realise there just as bad. 

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    McKay kicking for goal - FMD !!!

    You realise next week suddenly his kicking will come good and he'll flush them. Which would just be so typical 

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    1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

    You think that then you watch Fox tomorrow and they will have Kelli, Dwayne and Derm and you then realise there just as bad. 

    OMG. Really? The two worst voices and a waffling [censored] (whose voice is ok though.)

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well mmmm .... that's better than your whites I suppose.

    Marcus Aurelius once said everything in moderation!

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    Has HTB been removed from the rule book?

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    2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    OMG. Really? The two worst voices and a waffling [censored] (whose voice is ok though.)

    Yeah that’s the point I was trying to make their shocking. 

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    This game leaves a lot to be desired. Small ground, atrocious kicking from Carlton, watch out Voss!

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    19 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Just lost [censored] power. Beers and bongs by candlelight tonight. 💪

    As a movie star i thought you'd be focusing more on your 'lines' Steve

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    Surely Franklin must retire at the end of the season? A shadow of his former self.

    Other than his kicking Curnow (Charlie) is playing really well.

    What's up with Walsh? 

    Warner tries to take on the tackler too often. 

    Excuse my ramblings.

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    I'm not sure if it's strictly on topic, but those women in Boney M were really hot.

    Edited by Winners at last

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No argument from me mate !

    But we all need to remember that moderation is inherently linked to consumption, and some of us have different levels or expectations.

    Mine are e quite elevated. 

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    26 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Just lost [censored] power. Beers and bongs by candlelight tonight. 💪

    How romantic.

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    Watching constipated footy from the SCG. I think the best result for us is a 1 point swans win.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good night fellow Dland [censored].

    I'm having an early night so that I'm in form for a very boozy day tomorrow

    Bravo 👏 

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