Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋼) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Gawn - imposing all game

Petracca - best afield again

Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

May - impassable all game

Rivers - mopped up impressively

Bowey - calm when challenged 

McVee - temperament belied experience 

Lever - excellent first half 

Hibberd - dynamic first half 

Chandler - was rarely sighted

Pickett - exciting in bursts 

Fritsch - rarely got involved 

Neil-Bullen -just a game 

Sparrow-some important touches

Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

Hunter - take first options 

Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

Petty - excellent until injured 

Spargo - typical Spargo game 

Jordon - had some involvement 

van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

Langdon - better second half

Edited by joeboy

  • Quote
    • Like 12
     

    Joeboy - on the ball

     

    Your three words for McVee were very well crafted.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - imposing all game

    Petracca - best afield again

    Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

    May - impassable all game

    Rivers - mopped up impressively

    Bowey - calm when challenged 

    McVee - temperament belied experience 

    Lever - excellent first half 

    Hibberd - dynamic first half 

    Chandler - was rarely sighted

    Pickett - exciting in bursts 

    Fritsch - rarely got involved 

    Neil-Bullen -just a game 

    Sparrow-some important touches

    Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

    Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

    Hunter - take first options 

    Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

    Petty - excellent until injured 

    Spargo - typical Spargo game 

    Jordon - had some involvement 

    van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

    Langers ?

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1
     
    8 minutes ago, loges said:

    Langers ?

    "Professional Finger Pointer"

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

    Edited by Tarax Club

  • Quote
    • Like 12

    47 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

    Tarax Club.   Agree re ANB - underrated as usual

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    Rating the top 3-6 players is an art... rating all 23 is a skill

    Respect to Joeboy for attempting it

    One of my must reads.. post game

  • Quote
    • Like 5
    • Thanks 1
     

    Oliver wastefull??

    OLIVER ..MASTERFUL BALL USE!

  • Quote
    • Like 4
    • Clap 1
    • Shocked 1
    16 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - imposing all game

    Petracca - best afield again

    Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

    May - impassable all game

    Rivers - mopped up impressively

    Bowey - calm when challenged 

    McVee - temperament belied experience 

    Lever - excellent first half 

    Hibberd - dynamic first half 

    Chandler - was rarely sighted

    Pickett - exciting in bursts 

    Fritsch - rarely got involved 

    Neil-Bullen -just a game 

    Sparrow-some important touches

    Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

    Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

    Hunter - take first options 

    Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

    Petty - excellent until injured 

    Spargo - typical Spargo game 

    Jordon - had some involvement 

    van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

    Langdon - better second half

    JVR - did team things 

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Oliver has set ridiculously high expectations. I thought his disposal was very good for the most part and I've noticed that he's been taking a lot intercept marks lately. 

    While Petracca and Viney were both excellent, I thought they were just as 'wasteful' as Oliver.

  • Quote
    • Like 4
    On 5/13/2023 at 9:53 PM, Tarax Club said:

    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

    Yep thought Nibbler was very good. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Sparrow - Christian’s weekly scapegoat 

  • Quote
    On 5/13/2023 at 10:51 PM, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    joeboy: enjoying magic mushrooms

    u cant say that QBD

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: Brisbane

      They really had me fooled when I picked them with great confidence to beat the Bombers at Gather Round last week. I should have recognised that nothing is more quintessentially Melbourne than defeating the undefeated early premiership favourite one week and losing to a winless cellar dweller on its way to establishing a record losing streak the next. 

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 6 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Brisbane

      The Demons return to Melbourne and the hallowed turf of the MCG where they face dual reigning Premiers Brisbane on Sunday. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • 463 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Essendon

      Melbourne’s much vaunted finishing power evaporated at Adelaide Oval on Saturday afternoon, exposed for the third time in four years by its Essendon Gather Round hoodoo. 

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 15 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Essendon

      From knocking off a Premiership contender to getting embarrassed by the winless Bombers who were on a 17 game losing streak .... Welcome Back MFCSS.

        • Haha
      • 384 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Essendon

      Andy is still away on holidays for the next two weeks but the Demonland Podcast will proceed with Binman at the helm and this week joined by George to bring you their analysis of the disappointing loss to the Bombers.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
      • 22 replies
      binman

    • VOTES: Essendon

      Captain Max Gawn has built a commanding lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Kozzy Pickett & Jack Steele followed by Jacob van Rooyen and Tom Sparrow. Your votes please from the loss to the Bombers. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

        • Thanks
      • 31 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.