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14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Rooey giving evidence now. Good luck young man. 

Hope he tells them to GAGF 😆

AFL: Do you accept that in the last five metres you're only looking at Ballard?

Van Rooyen: Not specifically at Ballard, but where the drop zone of the ball was ... I did know where it was going to land from my tracking.

Here's looking at you babe !!!

 

Tribunal chairperson Jeff Gleeson executing a power move ahead of his questioning of van Rooyen: "It's the chairman here, Jeff Gleeson"
 

what does this mean ⬆️ 

2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

JVR's responses to AFL questioner are brilliant.

It's like giving these a*holes the middle finger, honestly their questioning is so biased and incriminating 😡😡

 
47 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

When all the boys lined up at school for a scratch match and the two captains took turns in picking players for their team,  you get the feeling that little Ralphy was the last one to get selected.

That team selection method would definitely not be permitted now.

3 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

JVR's responses to AFL questioner are brilliant.

Smart cookie


3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tribunal chairperson Jeff Gleeson executing a power move ahead of his questioning of van Rooyen: "It's the chairman here, Jeff Gleeson"
 

what does this mean ⬆️ 

What a loser.

Just now, The heart beats true said:

What a loser.

But what does it mean?

6 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

JVR's responses to AFL questioner are brilliant.

 

3 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

It's like giving these a*holes the middle finger, honestly their questioning is so biased and incriminating 😡😡

 

2 minutes ago, sue said:

Smart cookie

We are learning a lot tonight about the character of the young man we have on our hands.

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tribunal chairperson Jeff Gleeson executing a power move ahead of his questioning of van Rooyen: "It's the chairman here, Jeff Gleeson"
 

what does this mean ⬆️ 

Is video conferencing being used? Serious question.

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tribunal chairperson Jeff Gleeson executing a power move ahead of his questioning of van Rooyen: "It's the chairman here, Jeff Gleeson"
 

what does this mean ⬆️ 

Just another funny quip from the blog writer.

Picture a narcissistic person announcing their senior job title to someone they meet as some affirmation of their authority and importance.


The best answer to “you looked at Ballard” would be “ of course I did, I wanted to make sure I limited contact with him, that is my duty of care”.

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But what does it mean?

Will Ferrell Reaction GIF

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

The best answer to “you looked at Ballard” would be “ of course I did, I wanted to make sure I limited contact with him, that is my duty of care”.

Best but might sound like a smartarse

 

3 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Just another funny quip from the blog writer.

Picture a narcissistic person announcing their senior job title to someone they meet as some affirmation of their authority and importance.

If you have to claim pre-eminence, you’ve  lost it

1 minute ago, TRIGON said:

Will Ferrell Reaction GIF

That sums it up so much better than how I put it.


1 minute ago, sue said:

Best but might sound like a smartarse

 

I was gonna say [censored]..

1 minute ago, sue said:

Best but might sound like a smartarse

 

The sort of answer that Gleeson can’t argue with though.

 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Who is this Woods? His statement is moronic. 


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