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1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

That free to Zeibel was a joke.

Razor wants a bit of screen time. Whatโ€™s new.ย 

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3 minutes ago, BDA said:

Razor needs to calm downย 

Just cannot help making himself the centre of attention.ย 

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

That free to Zeibel was a joke.

That free was just incredible.

When are umps going to be relegated for trash like that?

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1 minute ago, DutchDemons said:

Demonland about to melt down that we donโ€™t win a match by 100 points.

Because that's what good teams would do. I bet if this was geelong or Collingwood they'd do it

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Razor wants a bit of screen time. Whatโ€™s new.ย 

The Hollywood of umpiresย 


Just now, monoccular said:

I feel sorry for shak - huge ย opportunity and showing zero intensity. Doubt if he will be asked again. โ˜น๏ธ

Yeah Iโ€™m surprise at just how uncompetitive heโ€™s been, North as close to VFL standard your gonna get in the AFL

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Razor what a disgrace.

Watches on and allows less experienced umpire under his watch to pay that putrid free to Zeibal!!

Penalising player for playing in front who only had eyes for the ball (Schache)

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

I feel sorry for shak - huge ย opportunity and showing zero intensity. Doubt if he will be asked again. โ˜น๏ธ

Why? He controls his intensity. If he was having a dip but not showing much for it, fine.

ย 

But he's not.


2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Umpiring very sympathetic to Norf this quarter.ย 

Razor just warming up to the spotlight that he cravesโ€ฆ

Will be hoping to chat to Whately this week about how well he umpired, and whether his mic was loud enough.

Ed Langdon having a quiet one. Only the 7 touches and seems to be struggling with his touch.

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Very proud of our straight kicking.

give Chocko a raise

1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

People don't seem to understand that 100+ point thumpings aren't common anymore. Teams like to hold off a bit when they get to big leads early.

Plus we're playing off a 5 day break for crying out loud.ย 


Blasphemy alert

jvr not exactly running riot but ย at least workin up the wing and contestingย 

5 hours ago, Vipercrunch said:

JVR 5, Schache and Kozzy 3 each. ย Not sure who kicks the other 15 goals.

North were witches hats the last two weeks and whatever resistance they muster wonโ€™t last long. ย And as Iโ€™m a supporter, it doesnโ€™t matter if Iโ€™m taking them lightly. MFC by 60+ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Need a big last quarter by JVR and Schache

This last term should be a blood bath ....although the umps are out to limit the damage as much as they can


11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Is it just me or does May look better this week?

Been very, very good!

Keep Kozzey on the ball pls for this quarter.ย  Build that tank!!!

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