Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

14 hours ago, layzie said:

Dogs getting a bit of a run on.

Flat track bullies.

Cant understand why the umpires celebrate those numpties  except The Bont. Top 5 player in Afl.

 
27 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Flat track bullies.

Cant understand why the umpires celebrate those numpties  except The Bont. Top 5 player in Afl.

Easily top 5, maybe even top 3

 

A real hobsons choice this one. I want neither side to win so I think I'll barrack for the Weid to have a good game and kick some goals.


Setterfield with the shocking turnover. Bombers skills dire so far

 

Hawkins will kick a bag and stringer will struggle today especially after a short break. It will test his fitness.

Hope the Essendon fans are enjoying the start 


I don't like seeing the Cats play this well.

But it is fun to watch Essendon embarrass themselves.

Edited by BDA

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

WHY WON’T GEELONG DIE

someone die GIF

You’d think they finally passed away the year we beat them three times in the one season, and yet here we are.

(and why has an elderly man got 4.1 to his name by quarter time)

Geelong seem to have a fortunate habit of playing teams when theyre vulnerable most recently  injured swans now tired essendon.

Geelong should have them cooked by half time. Geriatric Hawkins 4 goals already is absurd.

Crows should do the same to pies.


18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

Having 4 umps should  help to stop Hawkins cheating and pushing defenders out of the way . 

But it wont. Just wait for our game at the cattery. Itll be comical.

Edited by Deebauched

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

How nice to be sitting out in the sunshine at the footy. 

As opposed to the freezing night last night 

Last night was pretty pleasant for April. 


25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

I thought you couldn’t push a player away if the ball was further away than 5m or some such. Yet I see a Hawkins all on his own metres away from the bloke he pushed over just as a 49m pass is kicked. So he pushed the bloke over when the ball was even further away than 40m. No free. Do that to him and he gflays his arms about and gets a free

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • The Bailey Humphrey Thread

    The Demons are hoping to entice Gold Coast young gun Bailey Humphrey from the Suns as part of a trade deal for champion Demon Christian Petracca.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1,572 replies
  • The Christian Petracca Thread

    Premiership Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca has nominated the Gold Coast as his club of choice to be traded to.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 871 replies
  • The Clayton Oliver Thread

    Melbourne have held talks with Clayton Oliver and they’ve laid out where he fits in under Steve King’s vision and been frank about expectations. Oliver is still under contract for five years, but the door is open if he wants to explore his options elsewhere.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1,149 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Essendon

    It’s Pink Lady night at Princes Park — a vibey Friday evening setting for a high-stakes clash between second-placed Melbourne and eleventh-placed Essendon. The wind-sheltered IKON Park, a favourite ground of the Demon players, promises flair, fire and a touch of pink. Melbourne has never lost a home-and-away game here, though the ghosts of two straight-sets finals exits in 2023 still linger. 

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 0 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 1 Steven May 

    The premiership defender has shown signs of wear and tear due to age, and his 2025 season was inconsistent, ending poorly with a suspension and a noticeable decline in performance. The Demons are eager to integrate younger players onto their list and have indicated that they may not be able to guarantee him senior games next season, in what would be the final year of his contract.

      • Thanks
    • 8 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 2 Jacob van Rooyen

    The young key tall failed to make progress during the season, with a decline in his goal kicking output. His secondary role as a backup ruckman, which may have hindered his ability to further develop his game, and he was also impacted by the team's poor forward connection. It will be interesting to observe his performance under a new coaching regime.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 32 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.